My World Live, Laff, Whatever

My World Live, Laff, Whatever
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My World Live, Laff, Whatever

Dec 05 2024 | 01:00:48

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Episode December 05, 2024 01:00:48

Hosted By

Riscalla Victoria Smith Michael Bahas Stu Shear Maggie Heart

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Join host Stu Shear for a hilarious and insightful journey through life's ups and downs. From personal anecdotes to current events, Stu shares his unique perspective on the world around him.

Expect plenty of laughter, thought-provoking discussions, and honest conversations. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or a fresh take on the news, My World Live, Laff, Whatever has something for everyone.

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[00:00:32] Speaker A: Hey everybody. Welcome to my world. Live life and whatever. And I've got a lot of different things to talk about tonight and some fun stuff too. Well, I'll tell you what, I hope you had a good Thanksgiving. I really do. I had a little problem, but we'll get into that in a little bit. So hopefully you don't repeat it next year or during Christmas time. So anyhow, before we get going, we have my world disclaimer. We always have to do that for some legal reason. Can't figure it out. Well, anyhow, nothing in this show should be considered legal, medical, financial or investment advice. Take what we say with a grain of salt, a big grain of salt. And always do your own research and due diligence. We're not responsible for and expressly disclaim all liability for damages of any kind arising out of, use, reference to or reliance on any information contained in this broadcast. Any persons or characters mentioned are for the most part fictional or as close to it as we can get. So you want to sit back, relax, chill out and hey, tell your friends. We're going to be live on Wednesdays at 8pm Eastern Standard Time. I hope you brought your favorite beverage and your snacks because we're gonna sit back and enjoy some stuff tonight. We're gonna see some different things from around the world, go through, some news, things that really got me going and I'll tell you what to avoid during Thanksgiving and Christmas about three days afterwards. But anyhow, we have shout outs to give. So a big shout out to everybody that watches the program. And I know I've got a lot of people that do watch and I greatly appreciate it and not only for this show, but also for money and change. And speaking of money and change. Dang on it. I've got concert season coming up. This Friday I will be in Tip City, Ohio and we'll be playing a concert there. And then I've got another one this coming Sunday. So we'll have a replay or an encore edition of Money and Change. And the following Sunday I'll have another encore edition. Sorry guys, it's concert season and Christmas concerts are already booked and we've got a lot of things going on. So just to be forewarned. Well, anyhow, a big shout out to the TRIM radio network for carrying the show and Victoria Smith and Roscalus Stevens and also Michael Behas. Okay? And I really appreciate all their help and all their input. Also we have the University of findlay@the www.fidl.edu. boy, they've been really good in sports this year, but they're not really known for a lot of sports. It's a good academic school, so you want to check them out. But, you know, hey, I forgot to say one thing. You know, for the station that we have WTRM or TRIM Radio or the TRIM Radio Network, we have something I need to go over. Yeah, I always do that. And sometimes, sometime I guess I forgot it to start with, but I got to give a big shout out. Okay. We have a lot of fun on the show and all the shows and we have some good information so forth. But if you go to trimradio.com and you can see it now on the screen, you can see our shows and you can subscribe to Adventure Weights around the Bend. Okay, just click on that Spotify button or wrench it up with Tigger and Beck. And that's going to be on YouTube and Spotify. Life Walk with Christ. God. You can get it on Rumble, Facebook and Spotify. Money and Change, you can get on Rumble, YouTube and Spotify. You can also get off sites, College Football top 25, Rumble, YouTube and Spotify. You can also get My World on rumble. Guess what? YouTube and Spotify, you can get the Positude Positive. I'm tongue tied. You'll find out why in a minute. The. The Positude podcast. And you can get them on rumble, YouTube and Spotify. And also red pills, Rascalis Red pill reality show. And I'll tell you what, Roscal still hasn't found the green pill. You know, he says you can even give me the. The blue pill or the red pill. Well, I'm looking for the green pill and hopefully Roskella can find it. But anyhow, you can check out our shows and I'll tell you what, you could really help us out. Oh, I forgot one person, a big important person here. Victoria Smith. Yeah, she does the Natural Marketer podcast. Yeah, she does a lot of the things behind the scenes here, too. Fantastic person, fantastic show. Check it out on Rumble. Check it out on Facebook and then you've got it also on Spotify. Okay, so you want to check her show out, but you know, if you want to do your own show or you want to tell us something like I really like the jokes or I really like the football information and so forth. You go over here and it's on the right side. It says, hi there. Thanks for visiting TRIM Radio Network. How can I help you today? Click on it. 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I'll tell you what, we need a money and change morphing mug that changes into a thousand dollars bill on it. Gee, well, we could put somebody's face on that bill, couldn't we? Yeah, that's a ticket. Anyhow, buy the merchandise and help help the show out, because all that money goes directly into paying for air time. The hosts don't get paid for doing the show. We just have fun doing it and hopefully you enjoy it. Okay. And you can either watch us live or listen live. You can support the show. You can Help us out, okay? You can buy air time if you want to buy air time. And that's a good thing to do. Okay, so that's the TRIM radio network. Back to the University of Finley. Oh, I, I have to, I have to cover those guys. And I don't have a video for you. I had one last time. I didn't have one for tonight. But I'll tell you what, their sports teams have been doing very good. And you say they're a very good Division 2 NCAA sports school. Well, I'll tell you what, you put that aside, they're a very good academic school, okay? And they have a great faculty, nice facilities. They have three campuses in Findlay, Ohio, right off of i75. And Finley's an all American town, by the way. Nice place. And they have the hazardous materials campus. They have the main campus. They have also the theological seminaries there on that campus as well as they. They also have the equestrian campus, pre veterinary studies too. And I'll tell you what, they have. Bachelor's degrees, master's degrees, doctoral degrees. I'll tell you, it's a great place I'm going to be up there, OG probably in a couple of weeks for basketball. I'm a big basketball fan up there and I don't know if I'm all that special. They can let me in free. I'm glad they pay, but. No, they do. They let me in free. For some weird reason, I don't get paid for it. It's just that I'm an old geezer, so I get in free anyhow. Wow. Check them out. Oh, I always, always have to tell you guys, the University of Bluffton has merged with the University of Finley. And the University of Bluffton is about 20 miles to the south and you can take classes there too. And the University of Bluffton students can take classes at Findlay. I mean, it's. It's a great deal and it just happened and it'll be good for both schools. But I'll tell you what, you gotta go visit the University of Finley. Trust me, it's a good place. I wouldn't recommend it if it wasn't Great administrator, President, Dr. Kathy Fell. Fantastic person, great professors, great students, very good facilities. Check them out. Www.n d l a y.edu also check out Rusty Ducks custom pens and blanks. If you need a presentation pen or a gift. You know, it's Christmas time coming up and you need a gift, you get a hold of Phil over Rusty Ducks custom blanks. No getting everything's Mixed up. I'll tell you about my weekend. Rusty Ducks custom pens and blanks. He's on Facebook. Check him out. Okay. He makes beautiful pens. Other things, too. I mean, I'm. I'm trying to get all the photographs together and to be able to put them on the Money and change web page and the My World web page. And it will be a slideshow of the different pens and so forth. And you have to check it out. He does excellent work. Both Michael Behas and I both have those pens. Whoa. They are nice. And he has a great second amendment pen, a couple different styles, and he's done work that's been sold at Disney World and other places. He's been to different trade shows. Phil does an excellent job. Okay, so you want to check out Rusty Duck's custom pins and blanks. Okay. We've got, of course, money and change. It'll be a. An encore edition this Sunday because of concert season. And then I've got a big shout out to Brad and Krista out in Wisconsin, in the middle of Wisconsin. And they talk a lot about what's going on in the world and just different things. You want to check them out? And they're on YouTube. Also. The deep South Homestead with Danny and Wanda King. Well, it's no more because it's now pecan grove. They're developing a whole new property in. It's different and it's interesting. I never knew about different types of berries. I mean, I didn't know you could freeze them and then squish them out and get the juice for grape juice. And they had a different type of a. A berry they were talking about. But they also talk about the economy, what's going on, how to save money, a lot of things. Okay, that's Danny, Wanda King, also David Cobler with Southern Prepper 1. You gotta check out Dave. I've known him for 15 plus years. Excellent person, excellent show. And he doesn't give you any baloney, if you know what I mean. Okay. He cuts the bowl too. Excellent person. And we've got Rachel, a prepper nurse one and. Or a prepper patriot nurse. I'll get this right. And then we've got Ed Carswell. He's now in New York State for some reason. I guess it's cold up there. Maybe he likes to play in the snow. And we have prepper princess Amber Stork. And she's talking about renters and some of the damages that renters can do. And that was an interesting video I really feel for because I'll tell you what, after the damage that that person did, it's going to cost her a lot of money to fix the place up. I think she's going to sell it. And renters can be good or they can be bad. And this one turned out to be bad. And she talked about it this week. Also, LDS prepper with David Gilmore. And I know you say he's going to talk about the radio again. He's going to talk about that radio, that wash on radio. No, it's ocean. W o u x u n. It's a 935G plus with the Nagoya 771G antenna on it. And I can get out 35 miles with this thing. Okay. I can talk to a repeater in Dayton, Ohio. And that repeater goes out for about 90 miles, maybe a little bit longer in favorable conditions. But when the power goes down, the phones don't work. You better have your radio and have it charged up.35 bucks for a 10 year license and anybody in the family can use it. Okay? So your parents could be unit two, you could be unit one. Your sister could be unit three. Okay. It's just within the family. All right, so there it is. Okay, get it. And right now with Midwest, we've had bad weather approaching, so all of my GMRS radios are charged. So if need be, I have a way to take care of things. Oh, yeah, and Colby does the talking at the max. M A C apostrophe. Yes. And he's also on YouTube. He talks about all kinds of things and he's very good at it. I listen to his presentations at least a couple times a week. And he makes a lot of sense. More sense than I do on my world. Okay, but anyhow, so much for the shout outs. Big purchase that I made a couple weeks ago happened to be an OPS O u p E s solar battery. And this thing weighs about 60 pounds. And if the power goes out, hey, I can light up part of the house. I could power my furnace. I can do a lot of things with it. It al it also has solar panels that go with it. And I'll tell you what, that comes in handy. I'm not going to make a video about it, but it was on sale and during, what do they call it, Cyber Tuesday or Black Friday or whatever. I ordered one and I got it in a couple of days. It was great. Okay, but it's heavy. Boy, is it heavy. And I had to charge it up and it's 3,000 watts now. I had one that was a Small one with a thousand watts. And that's good for a few things. But I could run a washer on it. I could actually run my furnace on it, which is a gas fired furnace. I could run my refrigerator and a hot plate. Not my stove, fans, things like that. With just this one thing, I have approximately four days of power before it has to be recharged. So it was so good, I bought another one. Oh, yeah. One is none and two is one. It's an old military thing that I learned from somebody that was, I believe in special forces. And they said, one, if it breaks down, you have nothing. Two is one, because if one breaks down and you don't and you have that one, you now have one thing extra. So it's always a backup. It's a good thing to have. So I did that. And it was an interesting process getting it charged and ready to go. So I have another one yet to do. And it's a little bit of a process. But I'll tell you what, they're good, good pieces of equipment. And I believe Prepper Princess talks about oupes and also Alaska prepper. Okay. And so we talk about that. Wow. Oh, yeah. My weekend. Wow, what a weekend. How many of you went out for Thanksgiving? Did you have your favorite restaurant? Did you have go to a friend's house or family? You know, and there's just a few of us, we don't like to cook. We'll go out and eat. Well, Thursday we did, and it was good. And it was a nationally known restaurant. But they were busy in the back of the house. They were going crazy. They must have been really short staffed. And they had people waiting out in the lobby. And finally, after 25 minutes, my group got in and we looked around and son of a gun, guess what? They had about 15 seats out of about 60. And people were waiting out there to get in. And they were bringing them in in small groups and sitting them down. Well, eventually we got our food and it was okay. It was turkey and dressing and they had, I believe, mashed potatoes with it and green beans, you know, and so forth in the bread. Yeah, we had a good time. And then they also included dessert. Well, a big surprise. Everything went well. Friday. You know, the aftermath on Black Friday. And then all of a sudden on Saturday. Gee, how can I say this? You ride the porcelain pony. Yeah, Got food poisoning. They had food laid out on the counter waiting to be served while they were putting it all together. And I guess the temperature wasn't right on what they were doing. So we might have gotten a little bit of, shall we say, salmonella from turkey or something in the dressing. Yeah. Anyhow, it was an interesting weekend. Could I enjoy the Ohio State football game? New I didn't have time to watch it, if you know what I mean. Sunday was just as bad and Monday I couldn't go to a couple of meetings instead. So I was homebound from that. I talked to my friend and she said, guess what? I was sick a little bit on Saturday and Sunday and I finally felt better on Monday. The same restaurant? Yeah. So moral of the story is this, guys. If you go out to any type of a restaurant, I don't care if it's a nationally known restaurant, okay? I'll just say they have a red building with a crazy rough structure and they like to serve country food. I'm going to leave it at that. Make sure that the food is hot. If it's supposed to be hot and cold. If it's supposed to be cold. If it's supposed to be hot, make sure it's at least 165 degrees when they serve it. Make sure it hasn't been laying around on the counter for too long. If it's supposed to be cold, make sure it is under 40 degrees. Keep hot foods hot. Cold foods cold. [00:24:39] Speaker B: Wow. [00:24:42] Speaker A: What a trip. I'm just getting over it and I thought, I got to give you a show out. I have to do a show because guess what? I couldn't do one last week because we had a little bit of a problem with the setup here. Anyhow, guys, I've got something to show you and I want you to watch a little bit of this. We won't show all of it because I think it's a 10 minute video. And I've got other things to put in with some comedy too. Anyhow, this is about the Christmas markets and this is over in Hungary and they have them in the European countries at Christmas time. And I'll tell you what, some of the stuff they do, just. Just watch this and I think you'll. You'll enjoy it. Okay, here we go. This is from Budapest. Hung. Pardon me. [00:25:35] Speaker B: Hungry. [00:25:36] Speaker A: I'm not hungry. Here we. Here we go. [00:25:41] Speaker C: The festive season is here in Budapest and the Christmas markets have opened. So in this video we'll show you what you can eat, drink, and potentially buy here. And also, what are the prices? Can you get anything for cheaper this time around? And what are the Christmas markets that nobody is talking about and how are those compared to these popular ones? Come with us and experience this festive season here in Budapest. Before checking out some of the alternative Christmas Christmas markets, let's see how things are this year at the two most famous ones starting at Verosmarti Square. This market is easy to explore thanks to the simple layout with the souvenir shops on one side of the square and the food stalls on the other. A general observation from previous years was that the food was priced high and that trend continued this year with a slight increase. Once again, however, there is one new initiative from the organizers. Each bigger food stall must offer at least one food item for 1,500 forints or roughly €4, called the Daily discount menu. We heard some rumors that some stalls refuse to serve such dishes or that this is a secret menu item only for Hungarians. So we wanted to put that to the test that to a cure as nice setting. The retro is nice. For 1,500 forints, this is a steal. Now let me pretend to be a tourist and try to order the menu at a different stop. Hi, what's your daily discount menu? Half chicken with the potato. Awesome. Can I get one of those? Thank you. Mission accomplished. So this may not be the most exciting food, but if you're only speaking English, you can technically get some cheaper alternatives. It's simple chicken. So again, this may not be the most exciting food, but the menu changes daily. So go around and ask what the daily menu is. The daily discount menu and if it's something Hungarian, definitely try it. Because the retro Corbus was really good. [00:28:20] Speaker A: Potato pancakes. [00:28:22] Speaker C: The eight Sri Lake for advertising. [00:28:28] Speaker A: A lot of people know limited English too. [00:28:30] Speaker C: Mullet wine. No Christmas market can be good without this wonderful drink. By the way, when you're paying for your food, there's one thing you need to keep in mind. There's going to be a touchpad, but you technically would need to add a tip. So before you can actually use your card, you need to mark 0%. These devices are actually mainly used in bars and festivals where it's common sense to give tips to your bartenders. But here they don't really need that. So you just press 0% and then use your card. So far we talked about food so much, but let's not forget about souvenirs. There's all kinds of pottery work, handcraft, clothing items, Christmas decorations or Budapest related gifts that you can buy, all with a bit of a higher price tag. But that's normal for handcraft goods. Nevertheless, before leaving the market, we had to get ourselves something sweet. We love chimney cake. Now let's head over to the Christmas market in front of the St. Stephen's Basilica. [00:30:04] Speaker A: What happened? Anyhow, you can see what that's like over there. And they have them in Germany, they have them in France, all over. And these Christmas markets, I mean, food is fantastic and those people like to party. Okay. And there's another one that happens around Christmas time in Germany and Austria, I think, especially Austria. Krampus. I might show that video maybe next week if I can find a good one. Krampus is a character, very fictional, but he comes out and punishes kids that have been bad and they have a bunch of crampey. Krampuses go down the street and they're ringing bells and doing all kinds of stuff and somebody has a, I don't know, it would, it's a whip. But they don't really hurt anybody. And they're ugly, they're evil looking and if you've been a bad person, they will find you. Okay, it's all in jest, but you know, hey, everybody's got to be good for Christmas, right? Okay, well there were some things that some people weren't very good for Christmas, I'll tell you, or not being good for Christmas. And I, I gotta talk about this one. I'm still trying to find a lot of information on it. There's a manhunt that's underway right now. And here it is. It's a manhunt underway after the United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson was fatally shot in New York City in a premeditated pre planned targeted attack, according to the police. And there's a video that you can get from YouTube now he was in New York and he was there for a investors conference and so forth. And I don't know if he was going to talk about things he wasn't supposed to talk about or he got somebody ticked off, if you know what I mean. And they have the surveillance video of him getting shot. I'm not going to show it because it's a little graphical. Okay. But the guy used a silencer, shot him and then made sure he shot him a couple more times and then ran across the street and totally took off. And they had a fairly decent description of the person through the video. Wearing a hood, backpack and white person without a mask. Hopefully they catch the person. Okay, There's a lot of things that are being said that they really haven't nailed it down yet, but we got to cut this crap out. I'm sorry, but it's, it's Christmas season, we don't need this type of Stuff we don't need all the crime that they have in Chicago and Los Angeles and San Francisco and Atlanta and New York and Boston, you know, it's time to stop it. However, it's going to take a lot of stopping. Okay. Wow. That was going on. That was the manhunt. And you can check that out, I believe, on X, you can check it out on Yahoo. I'm. I imagine you can even check it out on YouTube. Okay. Well, and then there was a problem in Chicago, and some people there were a little bit ticked off at the city government. Okay. And this chaos was going on. And I'm going to play just a little bit of it. And this is from Fox 32 in Chicago. First and fore. No sanctuary from trouble. There's chaos. City hall as protesters take over the meeting about Chicago status as a sanctuary city. Good afternoon. I'm Anthony Ponce. [00:34:43] Speaker D: And I'm Natalie Baumke. [00:34:44] Speaker A: It is the big story of the day. Explosive outbursts, shutting down a council meeting. Tempers are still flaring as we speak this afternoon. Dane Plato was in the chambers a little earlier. Joins us now with the latest on this ongoing debate. Dane? Yeah, guys. [00:34:59] Speaker E: This was reminiscent of the council wars back in the 1980s. Hundreds of loud and angry protesters filling the city council gallery, forcing aldermen to pull the plug on a public meeting. [00:35:11] Speaker A: Okay, let's clear the room. Sergeant in arms, please. [00:35:14] Speaker B: Clear the room. [00:35:17] Speaker A: Clear the room. [00:35:20] Speaker E: This was a meeting of the city council rules committee, which was about to take up debate over a proposal to let Chicagoans decide whether Chicago should remain a sanctuary city welcoming to migrants by putting that question onto a referendum on next spring's election ballot. But the meeting devolved into chaos after hundreds of protesters, mostly African Americans, packed the city council gallery and began shouting down the alderman. They're angry after a special city council meeting on the migrant question was canceled last week when Mayor Brandon Johnson's floor leader, Alderman Carlos Ramirez Rosa, tried to prevent a quorum by discouraging aldermen from entering the chamber, including a confrontation with longtime older woman Emma Mitts. Well, after about a half hour, today's meeting was suspended and the crowd cleared, but not before some aldermen blamed the mayor and sanctuary city supporters of causing the chaos by trying to block the referendum. [00:36:20] Speaker A: It got a little bit testy in there, and some people really read the riot act okay to the mayor or the head councilman. It wasn't a good scene. And a lot of these cities have busted migrants. They came in illegally, whoever brought them in, whatever, and they're Clogging up services and so forth. A lot of the residents that are legally there are complaining about it, and they're fed up, and I don't blame them. And Chicago is already in debt, and I don't know, I'm. I'm hearing 34 million in debt, or is it billion? I have to check that one out. That tells me that Chicago can't really run effectively. Why are they in debt all the time? Why are any cities in debt all the time? You know, I hear that Chicago wants to raise the taxes again. I know. 300 million in taxes, maybe. I have to look into that for next week. It's scary and all that going on. And then we have something that happened Saturday that I didn't get a chance to see. I got to see the replays of it, and it was the Ohio State melee on the field. No, I don't want to summarize, bo. They put me into all different types of things. Yeah, the big fight, okay? After the game was over, Ohio State lost, I believe, by three points. And they were singing their Ohio State song at midfield. And the Michigan football team came and went to plan a flag right on it. And that started a heck of a fight. And I guess people got maced and everything else. Well, I'll tell you what, that really upsets me. I mean, there's no reason for that. And I think what I would do is the commissioner gave him a $100,000 fine for both teams for fighting on the field. I would have given him probably a $200,000 fine and the loss of going to any bowl game for that year. And then I would have all the teams representatives meet in a league session and say, anybody that does it, again, any fighting on the field between the teams or among the teams, their next season is canceled. You're going to say, well, that involves a lot of money. Yeah, it does. The problem of it is they need to learn. No fighting on the field, period. They embarrassed both schools by doing something stupid. Oh, hey, speaking about something stupid, did I say something stupid? Yeah, I did. Here's a little funny stuff. Okay, let's see what Buddy Hacket has to say. All right, here we go. If I can get it to play. [00:39:55] Speaker F: Thank you, Tom. We are back. I consider this first gentleman a good friend. You know, I don't think you teach people to be funny. They used to have schools, what they call comedy schools, where people go to learn to be comedians, and they never really worked out. You can kind of learn comedy construction by writing. But I think most People who entertain as professional comedians say things in a funny way or they say funny things. They are simply born funny and have a funny mind. And Buddy Hackett is one of those, probably the best at it. Would you welcome Mr. Buddy Hackett? [00:40:24] Speaker B: So Freddie called me this morning and he said, you probably ate already. [00:40:29] Speaker F: This man is a friend. [00:40:30] Speaker B: It was 10 to 7. [00:40:31] Speaker F: Yeah. [00:40:32] Speaker B: So I said, you're right. And he said, you really don't need to have dinner. Dinner? I said, no. He said, well, come over tonight. So I said, okay. [00:40:39] Speaker F: You see, now you gave up your Thanksgiving and you showed up. [00:40:41] Speaker B: I didn't. I'm going after I leave here. I'm going to Harold Robbins House. [00:40:46] Speaker F: Oh, the writer. [00:40:47] Speaker B: Yeah. And they're not dressing the braid. [00:40:49] Speaker F: Well, those parties, I hear. [00:40:51] Speaker B: Yeah. Of course, if he did dress the braid, it'll be the only thing he ever had that was dressed. [00:40:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:56] Speaker F: He wasn't. The Betsy. His latest. [00:40:59] Speaker B: Yeah, but I don't even know what it is. It's a hollow sound. Tonight in the crowd. [00:41:03] Speaker F: Well, we have a few less people than we normally do. [00:41:05] Speaker B: Well, it looks full, though. [00:41:07] Speaker F: Well, people are full, but we have. [00:41:11] Speaker B: That's what happened when people are full, the laughter come when they're empty. [00:41:20] Speaker F: It's funny you bring that up because last night on the show we were trying to figure out where the word what a turkey applied to a show came from. And, you know, they say, hey, I went and saw the show, it was a turkey. And the only thing I had ever heard, and it's not true with this audience, and I don't take this personal, that a lot of Broadway actors have said that very often on Broadway, on Thanksgiving Day, audiences would be. Maybe they had eaten too much. They would be a little quieter. And that's where it came around. Do you know? And they'd say, it's turkey. You gotta work on turkey. [00:41:49] Speaker B: I don't know what you do with that. [00:41:50] Speaker F: Oh, well, it sounds very. [00:41:52] Speaker B: No, turkey. [00:41:52] Speaker F: It sounds obvious to me. [00:41:54] Speaker B: Turkeys are such dumb birds. They're the dumbest bird there is. A turkey. They are that if it's raining, will look up and hold its mouth open and drown. [00:42:05] Speaker F: That's a dumb bird. [00:42:06] Speaker B: The dumbest bird. They're the dumbest. [00:42:09] Speaker F: Yeah. [00:42:09] Speaker B: And they're lucky if they throw up, you know, and then that's the only thing they ever try to. The smarter turkeys try to teach their fledglings, or Torquelets. That's the only thing you ever teach them is how to throw up after a rain. [00:42:27] Speaker F: He didn't know that, but. So you think that's why turquoise. [00:42:29] Speaker B: It works a lot better if you hit a. Put a tennis rack on. I'm sorry as well, but I figure you'd let me get one in for the house. [00:42:39] Speaker F: Okay, one for the house. You got your one in. That's all right. [00:42:42] Speaker B: I ain't going to say that's your limit. [00:42:44] Speaker F: That's your limit. This is Thanksgiving. [00:42:46] Speaker B: No more. [00:42:52] Speaker F: You just wouldn't feel right if you couldn't sneak one in somewhere. [00:42:55] Speaker B: Well, last time I was here, I didn't say even one. I couldn't, but I didn't want to forget it. [00:43:00] Speaker F: Okay, you've reminded them now you have your limit. [00:43:05] Speaker B: Well, you know what I used to say in the show that it's not a bad word. It comes from anterior superior spine. [00:43:11] Speaker F: Yes. That's all it is. [00:43:12] Speaker B: That's all it is. Right. If a doctor ever says to you, you have contusions and lacerations of the anterior superior spine, that means you get scared. You don't know what you got. What if he says to you've got a little glass in your ripper. And then you say, oh. Oh, thank you very much. [00:43:32] Speaker F: This all started out we're talking about a turkey here. Let me ask you something. You used to talk about your mother's cooking. [00:43:38] Speaker B: My mother was the worst cook. [00:43:40] Speaker F: Well, I know. You said she'd stuff later on for two hours. Now, how about Thanksgiving? Did you ever have. [00:43:45] Speaker B: We never had turkey on Thanksgiving. [00:43:47] Speaker F: Never? [00:43:48] Speaker B: No, we had chicken, we had chicken. No matter. Anything important was chicken. In fact, if somebody died, we had chicken. If there was a birth, we had chicken. It wasn't. That's it. She says, I'll make a chicken. But we didn't know that that was. We always thought that was her selection, but she couldn't make anything else. [00:44:08] Speaker F: Chicken. [00:44:09] Speaker A: No. [00:44:09] Speaker B: Do you ever hear what Checky Green said about his mother? [00:44:12] Speaker F: No. [00:44:12] Speaker B: He says, ma, why is the chicken so greasy? She said, because it's not chicken. I take grease and shape it like a chicken. Now, the funny part of it is, Shecky's mother didn't talk that way at all. She spoke beautifully. Just as good as you. I was gonna say just as good as me. But that would leave a lot to be wanted. [00:44:33] Speaker F: So always chicken. [00:44:34] Speaker B: Yeah, Chicken. That's all we ever had. My father did you have the sweet. [00:44:39] Speaker F: Potatoes and all pumpkin pie and all that. None of that. [00:44:41] Speaker B: Pumpkin pie. Here's what my mother would say. Pumpkin pie. Pumpkin pie was. That's. She would call it trafe. It's not. Trafe would mean forbidden. To Jews, she would call it Tray. It's not. You could eat it. It's a vegetable. But anything that she didn't know about was Tray. That's it. [00:45:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:45:02] Speaker B: A train from New York to Miami was traced. Fat, Tray. Fat. How do you go then, Uncle Benny's car. If you don't go in Uncle Benny's car. See, in the Bible, when Moses wanted to go to Miami, he went in Uncle Benny's car. [00:45:18] Speaker F: I didn't know that I missed that. [00:45:20] Speaker B: Of course, it's all tradition. [00:45:23] Speaker F: I gotta show you something funny. Last time you were on the show, when Buddy comes on, we. We hardly say more than hello, how are you? Thanks for coming, whatever. Backstage, Buddy says, what I talk about tonight, I don't feel funny or I feel funny or whatever. And I said, something will happen when we come out there. So last time he was here, we were sitting there during the commercial break saying he was just make. We're making notes, he says, And I picked it up and I had this up in my office. I'm a saver. And I had it in my folder and I pulled it out. This is the thing from last time you wrote from when he was on the show. And he written down shot a turkey. And that's one of the stories I think you told, right? [00:45:54] Speaker B: Yes. [00:45:55] Speaker F: You called the cat on a roof. You told that story about the plumber elephant. You have. But you got a lot of other things there. [00:46:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:46:01] Speaker F: Now, can I just pick one of these out of here? [00:46:03] Speaker A: Sure. [00:46:03] Speaker F: By the way, and another reason I want to thank you for coming. You're a ski buff. [00:46:07] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:46:08] Speaker F: For the first time out here, we have got snow up in Northern California. [00:46:12] Speaker B: And I just came back from Denver, Colorado, from Aspen. [00:46:15] Speaker F: We finally got snow. [00:46:16] Speaker B: Have we ever got snow? Oh, boy. [00:46:19] Speaker F: Yeah. [00:46:19] Speaker B: I want to tell you something. I was up at snow mass. You know that lifts didn't open till today. But I was there last Saturday and I was there in a snowstorm. In fact, I told Freddie I was going to bring a picture on. And Sherry forbid me there was so much snow up there. And I got naked in the snow with just tennis shoes and socks and a tennis racket like this. And I mean, it was. I said to my wife, well, I'm wearing. I'm just as covered as I am with shorts. And she said like this. Which means you ain't going to show that picture on there. [00:46:59] Speaker F: So you're so joyous. [00:47:01] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I got out in the stone, took a picture, and I was going to bring it on to show how much snow we have up in Aspen. [00:47:06] Speaker F: Not only they need it for the people who work at ski resorts, but when the skiers. But they also need the moisture in most parts of the country. And that's another good. Another good thing. [00:47:13] Speaker B: You know, I told you about my friend Lewis, the guy with the mountain lion last time. [00:47:18] Speaker F: Yeah. Well, he calls him, right? [00:47:20] Speaker B: He's got a mountain lion and a leopard and he's got the two. The parrot number corps that imitate him, you know, with a parrot rather than a car, not a packer. And the McCoy go, hush. And I. You know. And I kept thinking I was trapped in the house. Well, he called me from up there in Aspen today. He says, heck, you wouldn't believe. There's so much damn stuff here, you just love it. And I said, hush. And he thought it was his parents. He said, where am I calling you? He thought I was back in his house in Dallas. [00:47:58] Speaker F: Okay, I'm just gonna pull something out here. You're pretty good. You're a good printer, you know. Derby hat. I have the slightest idea what derby hat means. [00:48:06] Speaker B: Okay, A lady is walking along Delancey Street, New York. And as a sign says, we will make you an 8 by 10 glossy photograph of any old photo you have. She walks and she says, our march. It's Colston. To make here a 8 by 10 glossy photograph. From what I got here, a tin tie from my husband. What is that? He says, $5. She said, all right, I won't have it. She said, listen, I won't ask a question. He got on his face here a mole. If he would have lived more, he would have take off that mole. But now when you make that picture, could you take off? He says, yes. She said the doctor was going to charge $15. Take off that mole. What do you charge? Nothing. I'll take it off. She says, all right. Now it's out of style. Adobe hat. You seen that picture? Is wearing adobe hat. Could you make that picture without adobe hat? He says, yes. How much cost? Nothing. All right. She said, fair enough. He says, let me ask you a question. How did he wear his hair? Shebada, you stupid. You'll take off his hat. You'll see. [00:49:26] Speaker F: And whatever we got left for next time. Now, wait a minute. [00:49:28] Speaker B: This is a good one. You ought to hear that. [00:49:29] Speaker F: Okay, now let me come. I gotta do this first. Then we'll come back and we'll pick up a. Has to do with. See, I never really wanted to mention because I might be tipping the punchline. [00:49:38] Speaker B: Just say that Wait, just say that. [00:49:39] Speaker F: Okay. [00:49:42] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I'll tell you what. Buddy Hackett is a character and we have a little bit of time on the show, but I've also got another funny one to show and I just have to go from there. Oh, wow. So sometimes you just need a good laugh with all the crud that's going on in the world and people out shopping. Oh my God. I went out shopping today and a friend of mine can't, can't drive. So I said, okay, I will drive you. And we go to this department store and everybody's in their long lines of everything. And what do you think about this shirt? How about this shirt? Oh, how about this? Oh, look at this. I finally got to the point. I said, look, you go ahead and when you're done, go buy what you're going to buy. I'm going to be outside in the car. I wasn't going to stand by the door because every time the door opened, man, it was cold and people were going in and out and everything. So anyhow, I was out in the car for about 15 minutes and then finally they came out and got in the car and I said, okay, I'll go ahead and take you home or we can go get something to eat. I had to get something in my stomach after everything left over the weekend. So anyhow, we got something to eat. And then I dropped her off home and I said, okay, have a good one. Glad I could help. And proceed to get ready for the show. And I think something changed in the background or whatever. I got frustrated as all get out. But anyhow, I found Buddy Hacket. I thought, boy, that would be a good one to do. And I've got another one here, another Buddy Hacket. But I think you're going to like this one too. And let's get to this one. If I can get it to go. [00:52:04] Speaker F: Joe Williams is here. Linda Shane will be here. I understand Buddy was out entertaining the audience earlier tonight. Yeah, Buddy. Buddy sees the cleaning lady in the hall. He stops and does a few minutes. He is. He's genuinely a funny man. Mr. Buddy Hackett. My Buddy. My Buddy. [00:52:36] Speaker B: Well, I see my wife redecorated for you. [00:52:40] Speaker F: Sherry's at it again, huh? [00:52:41] Speaker B: Yeah. I was over to Ed's house for dinner Saturday night. Yeah, I went cause he said you'd be there. Ah, yeah. But you wasn't there. [00:52:49] Speaker F: No. I don't know where to send the invitation. That's cute, John. I'm gonna 48 Chevy. Just throw it in the trunk. I'll drive Back. [00:52:58] Speaker B: Anyway, I went there for dinner and I saw the result of my wife's work that she did. Ed's house decorated and it's magnificent. Which I knew if I let her practice at my house long enough, she'd be able to do Ed's. [00:53:12] Speaker F: She's very good at that, isn't she? [00:53:13] Speaker B: Oh, she is now. Cost me everything I've earned. Yeah, cost Ed most of what he's gonna earn. [00:53:20] Speaker F: That's true. If he's still here after tonight. Yes, I just. [00:53:27] Speaker B: What? Oh, did he do something wrong? [00:53:29] Speaker F: No, no. We were just. We get in a silly mood sometimes. [00:53:31] Speaker B: Oh, you mean cuz he said about where to put the invitation? [00:53:34] Speaker F: No, no, no, that. That you. [00:53:36] Speaker B: You've been doing a lot of that humor yourself. [00:53:38] Speaker F: Oh, no, but I shouldn't do that. [00:53:39] Speaker B: Sure, because it's hard to laugh about that. [00:53:41] Speaker F: Well, you know, it's a lot cheaper. [00:53:43] Speaker B: To let your wife be a decorator. I. [00:53:58] Speaker F: Why do we start doing the Three Stooges every time you. [00:54:02] Speaker B: Did I mention that I was offered the job at the Third Stooge once? [00:54:06] Speaker F: Were you really? [00:54:07] Speaker B: Yes. [00:54:07] Speaker F: The original ones were Mo Howard. [00:54:09] Speaker B: Yeah, Curly Howard. [00:54:10] Speaker F: Curly Howard and Shemp Howard. Shemp Howard and then later Larry Fine. Larry Fine. But there was somebody before Larry Fine, wasn't there? Joe Belzer was in there for a while. [00:54:20] Speaker B: Joe Besser. Beth. [00:54:22] Speaker F: Joe Besser was Joe Besser. [00:54:23] Speaker B: Yeah, but what happened was once Curly was very sick and I was working Billy Gray's band box. And 40s, 40s, 50s. No, was in late. Late. No, late 51. Early 50. Late 51. And Jules White come in and ask me what I want to be the third student. And I thought about it and I didn't think that I could take a rake in the eye, you know, and a hammer in the nose and tongs up your nose. And when I seen once pull your tongue with a pliers, I said, boy, you're going to miss a lot of ice cream that way. [00:54:54] Speaker F: You know. Isn't it funny? In a way, it's kind of sad that they didn't really live to see the cult figures they have become in the last couple of years. You know, they're almost more popular now with the kids and in syndication on television. They were when they were live. [00:55:09] Speaker B: My son Sandy says on Midnight in Las Vegas. [00:55:12] Speaker F: Yeah. [00:55:13] Speaker B: And the theater there, they show all. They have three students night. [00:55:17] Speaker F: Yeah. [00:55:18] Speaker B: And to watch it with an audience of 5, 600 people who just came to see that, it's the funniest it ever been. [00:55:23] Speaker F: Yeah. You know, they Were under. They were underrated because they were funny people. A lot of people, you know, got upset because of the physical stuff and they thought kids would try to do some of that, but it was so outrageous. But they were funny. I mean, they were funny guys themselves, I think. [00:55:35] Speaker B: They sure were. They're great. I could just see their name. Come on. Well, I always bring you a couple new jokes, so. [00:55:40] Speaker F: Okay. [00:55:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:55:45] Speaker F: Tell you what, I'm going to. [00:55:48] Speaker B: I know you. [00:55:49] Speaker F: I know you. [00:55:50] Speaker B: Tell you what, women just give back to her head. [00:55:54] Speaker F: We got. We got to give. Do a commercial, then we're coming. [00:55:57] Speaker B: Didn't have nobody or nothing here. [00:56:01] Speaker F: What are you getting for my birthday? [00:56:03] Speaker B: Was your Chinese doctor. I know. [00:56:07] Speaker F: Now, let me tell you. Let me tell the people that own what you've done. I know you. You come out and you tell them a few little jokes ahead of time. So all you have to do is do the straight line and they know what you're laughing. So I'm going to do this. First we'll come back, then we'll discuss these jokes. We are talking with Mr. Hackett, formerly of Brooklyn, New York. [00:56:35] Speaker B: I gotta tell you, you know that. That joke I did tell to the audience about the Chinese doctor, which, of course, I can't tell, but I did an HBO special. [00:56:44] Speaker F: Yeah. [00:56:45] Speaker B: And the HBO special goes on in June. And I open with that joke because wherever I appear now, everyone says, tell us that joke you couldn't tell on John. [00:56:53] Speaker F: Sure. [00:56:53] Speaker B: So I did that, and then I made a pilot for NBC. [00:56:56] Speaker F: Did you really? [00:56:57] Speaker B: Yes. It's about three hobos who live in Bel Air and it's called There Goes the Neighborhood. And these three hobos have met a fourth hobo in their distant past, and he's a Howard Hughes type. They don't know. They think he's a hobo and he dies and leaves them this mansion in Bel Air and a big business. And these bums try to join the country club and they don't get in. Just like was with me in real life. [00:57:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:57:23] Speaker B: I tried to join the country club. And they, you know Bel Air Country Club? [00:57:28] Speaker F: Yeah. [00:57:28] Speaker B: We don't call it Bel Air in the pilot. We call it Bell something out of Belhaven. [00:57:32] Speaker F: Yeah. [00:57:33] Speaker B: So I tried to join. They said, no, they don't have Jewish members there. So I said, well, I'm half Jewish. Could I play nine holes? And I couldn't get in. [00:57:45] Speaker F: Oh, I hope it's a hit. I hope it's hit. [00:57:47] Speaker B: Yeah. And let's see, what else. I signed a contract with the Dunes Hotel in Las Vegas? Yeah. For three years they're going to have. This is the first time they're going to have. You can bet a million dollars a card. [00:57:58] Speaker F: What? [00:57:58] Speaker B: $1 million a card. And what's that game with the baccarat? Baccarat? I don't know that game. They speak in French. You don't even know what the hell's going on. There was Carmine and Angelo from Mulberry Street, New York, where my folks had a summer and they went in to play Bakra and the guy said, bonsoir, Matro for the chef. He said, what he say, Carmine? He said, I don't know. He took the 200. What'd you bet on? Nothing. I was waiting for change. [00:58:43] Speaker A: That's Buddy Hackett. Oh, man, I'll tell you what, what a time. Well, anyhow, guys, we're just about out of time for my world. Just remember, next week we're still going to be live, so you gotta listen to us at 8 o'clock on Wednesdays. Okay? But this Sunday and next Sunday, money and change is going to be encore editions because I have concerts. Yeah, it's concert season. And then after that we won't be doing any concerts probably until June or July. So we'll be live all the way through. Okay? Well, anyhow, guys, I hope you had a little bit of laughter tonight. You listened a little bit of my problems. And we'll see you next week, okay? You have a good time. Okay? 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