My World Live, Laff, Whatever

My World Live, Laff, Whatever
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My World Live, Laff, Whatever

Jun 13 2024 | 00:59:28

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Episode June 13, 2024 00:59:28

Hosted By

Riscalla Victoria Smith Michael Bahas Stu Shear

Show Notes

Strap on your laughing muscles and join Stu Shear in his unfiltered world! My World
Live, Laff, Whatever is a satirical talk show that tackles the absurdities of life with a
healthy dose of humor.

Each episode is a freewheeling exploration of current events, pop culture, and anything
else that catches Stu's eye (or annoys him!). No topic is off-limits, and his guests, a
rotating cast of comedians, commentators, and everyday folks, add their own unique
perspectives to the mix.

Get ready for sharp wit, offbeat takes, and side-splitting commentary. Stu isn't afraid to
poke fun at himself or the world around him, and his infectious laughter is sure to have
you chuckling along.

But beware, My World Live, Laff, Whatever isn't for the easily offended. It's a show for
those who appreciate a healthy dose of skepticism and can find the humor in the
everyday madness. So, if you're looking for an escape from the serious and a chance to
laugh at the absurdity of it all, tune in and join Stu's world!

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Episode Transcript

[00:01:24] Hey, everybody. [00:01:26] Welcome to my world. [00:01:28] How's your world doing? [00:01:31] Mine's been kind of crazy lately. We've got a lot to go over and some fun things, too, but it's kind of interesting. A lot of stuff's going on anymore. You know, there's a lot of stuff in the news and there's distractions and there are meetings and more meetings, doctors appointments and all kinds of stuff. [00:01:56] Is it the same in your world? [00:01:58] I don't know. You let me know. Go ahead and send us an email and tell us about it. Well, hey, guys, I'll tell you what. [00:02:07] Welcome to my World Live. Laugh and whatever. And I'll tell you what. We're having a good time tonight and just covering a lot of different things that's going on right now. But thanks very much for listening to the show. And I'll tell you what, we've got a lot of good listeners. And, you know, if you want to join us, hey, just go to the Trim radio network or you can go to very easily go to our facebook page. It's trim radio Live. Laugh and whatever. Click on that and say, hey, you want to join? It's free. Just join us. [00:02:46] Well, anyhow, guys, welcome to my world and hopefully you're going to have a good time tonight and sit back and kind of kick back and enjoy things. And we'll talk about different things tonight. But a big, big shout out to the trim radio network for carrying the show. Hey, we always have to do a disclaimer at the beginning. I mean, always, you know, if you don't do a disclaimer, well, I don't know, you know how people get very picky anymore, you know? Well, anyhow, here's our disclaimer. Nothing in this show should be considered legal, medical, financial, or investment advice. Take what we say with a grain of salt, and I mean a big grain of salt. And always do your own research and due diligence. We're not responsible for and expressly disclaim all liability for damages of any kind arising out of use, reference to or reliance on any information contained in this broadcast. Any persons or characters mentioned are for the most part, fictional or as close to it as we can get. So you want to sit back and relax and just chill out and, oh, by the way, tell your friends about us and have them join us every Wednesday night Live right here on the Trim radio network. Okay. Well, gee whiz, guys, we've got some shout outs to do like we normally do. But, you know, big shout out to the Trim radio network for carrying the show. I have. [00:04:22] I have a big appreciation for the Trim radio network and all of the dj's and all of the presenters that are on the show. You know, we have a lot of different shows that you just don't find on regular tv or podcasts or radio, for that matter. [00:04:43] And the term radio network goes all over the world. We are live for the most part, and we go all over the world. I've got listeners in Myanmar, India, Africa, Europe, US, Canada, but I don't know of anybody in Iceland. [00:05:10] Maybe they're too busy out fishing or something. I don't know. But anyhow, if you're from Iceland, send us an email and let us know that, hey, you're listening to us up there because we're worldwide. We go all over the world because we're on the net. Well, anyhow, check out our shows on the Trim radio network. [00:05:28] We have adventurer waits around the world with the bend. [00:05:33] It's a radio show and podcast. We have ranch it up with Tigger and back. We have life walk with Christ God with Michael Bayhouse. We have money and change every Sunday night at 07:00 p.m. [00:05:46] and it's generally live unless I have to play a concert. And towards the end of the month, I've got to play concert, and that'll mean I only have four more concerts to do. So anyhow, if you're in the tip city, Ohio network area or you're in New Carlisle, that's a neat little town, I'll be playing an outdoor concert there, and we have fun doing that. This is our second season doing that there, and we have a fun time. But anyhow, big shout out to money and change every Sunday at 07:00 p.m. [00:06:23] also take point 22 radio show with Michael Bakeas. [00:06:29] Check that out. [00:06:30] Also, we have slobbernocker talk. We have offsides college football for top 25. We have Victoria Smith with a natural marketer podcast. [00:06:43] You got to listen to that. If you want to do your own show and you want to market everything, you have to listen to Victoria. She does an excellent job. Also, we also have my world live laughing, whatever, every Wednesday night at 08:00 and we also have Roscala's red pill reality show. And Roscala, you still haven't shown me the green pill. He always says you can take the red pill or the blue pill. It's your choice. [00:07:11] Well, I want the green pill. He hasn't produced it yet. Also, hey, if you want to talk to us when you log on to trimradio.com. eventually a box will pop up in the lower right hand side that says, hello, thanks for joining us. We respond immediately, and you can go ahead and type your message and hit send, and by golly, you'll get a response very quickly. But how do we keep this whole shebang on the road? [00:07:41] We have merchandise, and all you have to do is click the shop now button, and you can get show merchandise and station merchandise just by clicking that button. And the money from that goes into supporting the shows because we have to pay for airtime, and that can be expensive. So we do that. And also, none of us get paid. [00:08:11] We really don't want to be paid. We have fun doing what we normally do, whatever that is. [00:08:19] Maybe it's just talking to people out there or we have fun doing it, and we present all different kinds of ideas and ways, in some cases to save you money or some along your religious journey or something. If you have a PTSD situation from the military, they talk about that. [00:08:41] Matter of fact, Michael Bayhouse had one of my neighbors. She lives about 2 miles away. She's an expert on some of the things that are going on with veterans, and she's testified in front of congress and all this kind of stuff. Very smart individual, and I've known her for years. [00:09:01] Very good person. Matter of fact, she's even working on her PhD. I don't know if they call that piled higher and deeper or whatever, but she's super smart person, and she's a very good hearted person when it comes to the veterans. Okay, so you want to check that out. Take point 22. [00:09:21] And if Valerie is on, hey, give her thumbs up. Okay, well, buy the merchandise. You can buy water bottles, cups, hoodies, sweatshirts, t shirts, you name it, it's there. Just click the shop now button. Anything that you do purchase, all the profits from that go into the station. [00:09:44] And personally, I don't donate money to the station for their BMI radio license because to play the music that we have for the introduction, guess what? We have to have a license to pay that, and it takes money, and I like to donate for that. That's my little donation for the station here. So, you know, hey, keep us on the air. Shop. Buy the merch, as Michael calls it. I say merchandise. I guess I'm an old fogey at that. But anyhow, just go ahead and do that. But you can also have your own show. All you have to do is just when that little message box comes up in the right, lower right hand side, you just say, hey, I want to do my own show. [00:10:29] Contact me at email address and boom, somebody's going to get with you for that. And we have fun. And I just love it. I really do. And even though my schedule can get wacky some of these days, I always get ready for the show. I always have a good time doing the show. And it's just fun. It really is. So if you want to do your own show, check us out, the Trim radio network or trimradio.com, and you can do your own show. Okay? You can talk to Victoria or Michael Bayhas. [00:11:06] Victoria Smith does a lot of the marketing for us, and Michael Bayhas is also one of the main presenters. So you want to check into that. Okay. Wow, so much stuff going on. [00:11:19] You know, I always do shout outs at the beginning of the show. Like I said, trim radio network. [00:11:24] Can't say enough about them because it's a fun bunch of people. Also, the University of Finley at www. Dot findle y.edu. [00:11:35] it's an NCAA division two sports school, but it's also very academic. Very academic. Great facilities, great professors, good students. I mean, good students. And you'll meet students from all over the world there, and you'll see a lot of people from all over the United States there. I mean, it's a fun campus and it is an academic school. Trust me. [00:12:05] There's no basket weaving classes there. [00:12:08] And you get a meaningful degree, and that's the main thing. You can get a bachelor's and master's or a doctoral degree in different fields. If it's a doctorate, it'll be in education. [00:12:22] It will be in things like, gee whiz, not equestrian studies, but it's physical therapy. Some of the best physical therapists I've ever had. [00:12:38] I'll tell you what, they're great people. They come out and they work on a master's degree, and then they go into the doctoral program, because by law, they have to be a person that has a doctoral degree, a PhD in physical therapy, and they're very good. Trust me, I've experienced a few, and they're all excellent. Well, anyhow, so much for the university of Finley. Check them out. Www.findly.edu go visit the campus in Findlay, Ohio. It's a nice town. It's a great campus. They have three campuses, by the way. They have the equestrian and pre veterinary campus. They have the main campus with all of the different courses. You know, whether or not it's in mathematics or business or sciences or education. [00:13:32] There's even a theological seminary there. It's a good one, too. Also, then they have the hazardous materials facility. And that school is one of a few in the United States. And for those of you that want to get into that type of a field, the University of Finley is the place to go. Trust me. Okay, big shout out to rusty ducks custom pens and blanks. And Phil over at Rusty Ducks custom pens and blanks does an excellent job. Michael and I both have pens from Phil at Rusty Ducks custom pens and blanks. [00:14:09] We bought them, he didn't give us anything. We paid for them. And they're beautiful pens. [00:14:15] And he just have another. He had another one and I copied it and I wanted to post it on the show before the show, but it was too late. I will put it up there after the show. And you can take a look at one of the presentations he made. It's an award for someone who had passed away. And it probably goes to one of their heirs. And he does a lot of different types of pens. So if you need a presentation pen for somebody in your sorority or fraternity or family or business or school, check them out. Phil over at Rusty Ducks custom pens and blanks, you will not be sorry. Trust me. Everything comes out beautifully and you'll like it. Okay? Also check out money and change every Sunday at 08:00 p.m. and with the markets going as crazy as they are and things that we're experiencing and going to experiencing with things like inflation, well, guess what? We'll be talking a lot about that and a lot of other things too. Also my world live, laughing, whatever. Every Wednesday at 08:00 p.m. check us out and invite your friends. It's time just to kick back, kind of relax a little bit. Also the big family homestead with Brad and Krista out in the middle of Wisconsin. Also the deep, deep south homestead with Danny and Wanda King. [00:15:45] Good people, good people. [00:15:48] Southern prepper one with Dave Kogler. He talks about the economy and a lot and a lot more. And just check them out. Southern prepper one with Dave Kobler. I've known Dave for quite a while, as well as Brad and Krista. Also, David Gilmore, LDs prepper. He has some great videos on a lot of different things, growing crops, different types of things to do around the house. Especially one thing that he got me involved in, and I love it. And I'm on it usually every night. [00:16:25] And it has to do with radios. Oh yeah. And this is GMRS radio. You can get it and you buy the radio for whatever amount you want to pay. For a radio, they're all different price range. And you get a license, and all you have to do is send your money to the FCC after you fill out the form, and you can have your GMRs license. It's good for ten years. Anybody in the family can use it as long as they behave. Okay. [00:16:59] But anyhow, I love this thing. I can actually talk 35 miles away to a repeater, and I can go almost from where I'm living almost down to Cincinnati into Indiana, and in some cases, I can get over to eastern Ohio through repeaters. It's a good thing. Nice little hobby. And if things get bad and you need to communicate with family members or maybe even neighbors, these radios are good for doing that. This is an ocean 935 g, and it ran about $135, believe it or not. But it's a good radio, and this is one I can talk all the way to Dayton, 35 miles away, and communicate way beyond that through repeaters. I've got a couple others, too, and they're as good, but they have different functions. I have different radios have different functions. And so that's. That's one of the things that I do. I have another radio. It's a Harris h a r I s s radio. And it's what I call the brick. Okay? [00:18:13] It is heavy, and this allows me to listen in on a lot of different things that are going on. Okay. I won't get into all of it, but I can do this. I can listen on all different bands. I can talk on GmRs on this. It's not as good on GMRs as the ocean, but it's still a good, good radio, and it weighs a ton. [00:18:43] It has its own special holder to charge the radio, and the radio last about 18 hours before you have to put in a new battery or recharge it on its stand. [00:18:54] But it's a very professional radio. It's a Harris. You can check that out. This is a unity xg 100. [00:19:03] Well, we've also got prepper princess. [00:19:08] You have to check her out. Amber Stork is her name. And prepper princesses, she's fantastic. She has way to save money all over the place, and she's been doing it for years. She. She likes to call herself a millionaire. [00:19:25] And on paper, she probably is. [00:19:29] Now, if you want to check us out and you want to join us, I'll tell you what. [00:19:35] You can check us out on trim radio network, my world life, laugh and whatever, okay? And all you have to do is say, hey, I want to join. I've got a member request? Oh, I do. [00:19:48] Let me check the administrator. [00:19:51] Son of a gun. Well, Ben, you want to join? Guess what? I'm going to go ahead and approve it. [00:20:00] It's that simple, guys, and you can join us. [00:20:04] And we have a lot of fun, and I post a lot of different things about what's going on on my world and in some cases, what's going on in your world, too. Okay, so we have that going on. So you want to check us out? [00:20:22] A big shout out to Jerry. [00:20:26] We've got a lot of people listening, and Jerry is, he's one of my buds, and he's into GMRS radios and ham radios, too. And I went to school with him, Michael Bayhas, of course. And we've got Rochelle and Dora. [00:20:46] Oh, I went through a bunch of them. Kelly. [00:20:50] Sweet Kelly. We've got Dottie man, Clarence. We've got Steve, we've got Pam. We've got Dave and Chris. [00:21:07] Chris just got back from a trip with his sisters. They went up to Alaska on a cruise, believe it or not, and they actually posted some pictures. It was fantastic trip. So, Chris, if you're listening, hey, thumbs up. I really enjoy the pictures. Thank you very, very much. [00:21:27] Wow. What are we going to get into? [00:21:31] You know, have you ever gone to a situation where you go to a cemetery and, you know, you decorate graves with flowers, you know, for your relatives? [00:21:43] And one of my pet peeves, I went over to Greenville, Ohio, and the cemetery over there was hit by a tornado. I mean, it really tore down a bunch of trees and did some damage, knocked over some tombstones and some monuments, and they're in the process of putting everything back together. While I couldn't get there for memorial Day. So this last week I went and I put flowers down, actually, two weeks ago, put flowers down and check the stones out. And I use some stuff called, it's not d two. That's the really expensive stuff. This is wet and forget outdoors. And you can take and spray down your tombstone with that, let it set, then go back and spray it with water and apply it again and take a very soft, very soft brush. [00:22:45] And it can't be wire or anything. It has to be a soft bristle brush. And you can go ahead and go over that tombstone and then rinse it off and then put another spray on it of wet and forget outdoors. And it cleans up the tombstone, number one. Number two, it keeps the moss and lichens growing on the stone. [00:23:08] So I thought, well, I'll go back and do a second application. [00:23:13] There were three stones that I had to do. And I finally got in to the area and I went ahead and sprayed down the stones. I didn't really have to use a brush on them, just the spray of the wet and forget. And I gave it a very good soak of the wet and forget on each stone. And they cleaned up very, very nicely. But I noticed when I went to do that, the flowers that I put on two weeks ago were gone. [00:23:45] Somebody stole the flowers. I mean, when you go to a cemetery, you expect that when you honor your relatives and you put flowers down. And these were, I'll just say longer living flowers, if you know what I mean. Plastic. [00:24:02] It's the Walmart variety, but it's the thought that counts. And so I thought, well, okay, they'll be there. No, somebody stole them. [00:24:11] There are flowers all over the cemetery on the graves. But no, they had to go ahead and grab mine. [00:24:19] Well, I went ahead and put mulch down and I posted some pictures about the mulch and everything, and I put down some grass seed and all this kind of stuff. [00:24:29] So I'm going to have to go back in a couple of weeks and check everything again to see if anybody had really messed with the grave sites and see what has been done to that cemetery. And usually when I go over there, there's a place called the made, right now it's not like when you go out to Iowa or other places out west. It's their own Greenville variety made, right. [00:24:56] And all it is is just like a dry sloppy Joe in a way, with pickles and mustard and onions. Oh, it's good. [00:25:05] But I remember when they were like $0.35 apiece and now they're $2.80. Do we have inflation or what? [00:25:15] I think I talked about that Sunday on money and change. [00:25:22] I don't know anymore. It gets to be expensive. It cost me $20 in gas over and back then, plus what we had to eat later on, which was another $35 for two people. $35. [00:25:38] Then people are saying, oh, that's not much. Well, I'm not going to Ruth Chris, okay? I'm not going to go there. [00:25:48] And then you end up getting a call from the grocery store pharmacy and they say your drugs are in. So I have to go see my favorite drug dealer. [00:26:01] It's the clerk at the counter, and I've known them for quite a while, and I joke around with them. You know, I go there, ask my favorite drug dealer, and Logan always smiles back and she always has something to say. We get along really good or Andrea, one of those two. And we have a good time. Well, I'm reading things and I'm starting to experience things, you know, when I have to go get medicine. And they say, well, it's, it's on back order. Have you had that lately? [00:26:35] Yeah, they say, oh, it's ready. I go there, well, it's on back order. [00:26:40] Well, then why did you call me in the first place? [00:26:44] Well, there's something that popped up on zero hedge today, and it's us drug shortage reaches decade high. [00:26:52] Us pharmacopoeia reports. That's a long word. And it was, the report was done by Amy donkey day, a h nke. And it's from the epoch times. [00:27:06] And she said drug shortages are the highest in decades, with 2023 topping the charts, according to the United States Pharmacopoeia long word, first annual drug shortage report in parentheses, USP. [00:27:25] And they're talking of shortages now. Where do we get most of our drugs? [00:27:33] Where, where do you get yours? I know. Oh, I go to Costco. I go to Kroger. No, where did they get the drugs? Where did they come from originally? [00:27:44] A lot of them come from China. [00:27:47] Some come from India. [00:27:49] If I need ivermectin, like I used the last couple years for the, in quotes, woohoo. Flu. [00:28:01] I had to go to Germany, and I had to go to a supplier that was in California, and then they sent the order in from there, and everything arrived from Germany because you just can't get it here because they won't sell you that. [00:28:21] And it's good for the flu. [00:28:24] It's good for other things, too. But can you believe it? It's a dewormer. [00:28:30] Oh, yeah. You can go to farm and fleet or wherever your farm store is, and you can get the horse paste there. [00:28:39] But it does other things, too. And it was great against the flu. And that was one of the things that would really save people, according to some sources. Okay, but we have a shortage, and the prices are going down. [00:28:57] The prices from some medications were like $230. [00:29:03] Suddenly it's down to 35. [00:29:07] What does that tell you about the industry as a whole? [00:29:14] You look at different things on injectable medications. According to the report, the United States produces 44% of injectable medication, while India produces 56% of solid oral medication. [00:29:29] And these concentrations of production increase supply chain vulnerability. [00:29:36] And some weight loss drugs, they were injectable semi glutitude, glutathide, big words that caused a problem. And they also have things like that for diabetics and drugs have a problem with the supply chain. Okay. And a lot of people are reliant on medications. Maybe we ought to go back to the old way of doing things, the old tried and true remedies. Okay. I don't know. I mean, what do you think? [00:30:23] I know your doctor's going to say, no, buy the drugs, buy the drugs. [00:30:28] But other things work better in most cases, it's an alternative. And I think we need to go back to looking at that. Hey, in the news, did you follow anything on this Hunter Biden thing? [00:30:43] I guess he finally got hauled into court and they found him guilty of a gun possession. [00:30:51] And I guess he's going to be going to federal prison. And I imagine there is a probably a federal prison someplace, which is like what they call the country club. Maybe he'll end up going there. We'll find out. [00:31:10] But he was doing drugs and he had a form that he had to fill out. [00:31:16] And I guess he said he didn't have a drug problem and he did. [00:31:23] And so he lied on that form and that was a gun charge. And then I'm reading other places. Well, no, it was also a tax charge, too, on his 2016 and 2017 tax returns. [00:31:39] You know, I imagine if the federal government would look into all the politicians tax returns, we'd probably have to build some more cells in the prisons. [00:31:54] I mean, we pay our taxes and if we don't, you know what happens. So everybody pays their taxes, but some people get off scot free. [00:32:09] Is that fair? Hmm. I don't think so. [00:32:14] Just something, you have to keep an eye on that and see how they treat him and see what's going on. Hey, in South Florida, I just found out that they had a really bad storm and NBC News put this out. South Florida residents told to steer clear of life threatening flooding. [00:32:38] And the downpours came after the region had a record hottest may in recent history. Now they're getting some more water and cooling things down, I guess. [00:32:50] I've seen pictures of what was going on in Miami, Florida, and also over in Sarasota, Florida. And I had friends that lived near Sarasota and I guess the bulk of the storms were south of Tampa and it went across the state and a lot of torrential flooding and like ten inches of rain. I guess they're going to get another ten inches. [00:33:16] And it was kind of nasty. [00:33:20] And they said the Florida Highway Patrol on Wednesday afternoon shut down a portion of the southbound Interstate 95 in Broward county. [00:33:32] Now, I've been in Houston, Texas, when we had eight inches of rain in 24 hours. [00:33:40] What flooded was the buffalo Bayou, which was made as a drainage area for rainwater because Houston's almost at sea level and it drains out into the ship channel and goes out into the Gulf of Mexico. [00:33:58] But eight inches of rain. Hey. In the suburbs and in Houston, oh, my God. They were in boats and I watched the news and they said, if you're in a boat trying to maneuver in the flood waters, stay away from trees. [00:34:15] I thought, what's going on? And they finally said, snakes don't like to stay in water, so they climb trees. I've never seen a snake do that. Maybe they float until they can find a branch and get on the branch. But they said, if you're under a tree in a boat, you could have some snake visitors in your boat because they'd like to drop down and look for lunch or dinner or maybe even breakfast. Who knows? [00:34:46] Well, they have, I guess, diamondback rattlers. [00:34:51] They have cotton mouths, and they have a thing that is multicolored red, orange and black. What do they call them? A coral snake. [00:35:05] Yeah. One bite from a coral snake, you got three minutes to live. [00:35:10] A diamondback, you have a little bit longer, and cottonmouth is a little bit longer than that. [00:35:18] So they said, stay away from trees. [00:35:23] And I'm worried around snakes. [00:35:27] I don't like snakes and spiders. Anything else doesn't bother me as much, but snakes and spiders can be quite a menace. Okay. [00:35:38] I'd rather have a ticked off neighbor's cat go after me than a spider or snake. I don't know. What do you, what do you think? [00:35:52] What problems do you have anyhow? Remember, I always talked about being prepared for things down in Florida. Are you prepared for a flood? Now? I have a friend that lives in southern Tampa, and when they have hurricanes, all they have to do is people come to visit them. [00:36:15] Why? [00:36:16] Because they have adequate drainage where they're at. And he also has a power generator, and this is a good sized generator for a whole house. [00:36:27] And it kicks on when the power goes out, and everything has total power. [00:36:34] You're not lacking for anything. And they have plenty of food, they have plenty of water in the house, everything. [00:36:43] And so they have a lot of visitors that come. [00:36:47] And I've been down there, and, boy, I'll tell you what, when I was there, it rained maybe four inches in day and a half, and their pool filled up with water and it came up over the deck for the pool. It was an in ground pool and came within two inches of the lanai step. [00:37:13] But we were dry. We had plenty of power, no problem. But they're prepared for it down there. Are you prepared for it? And you say, well that's in Florida. [00:37:23] Well, who knows, you could be living in Mississippi with Danny and Wanda in that area of Wiggins, Mississippi, and you get that much rain. What do you do? How do you cope with it? [00:37:38] Do you have a survival kit? Do you have extra food? Do you have extra water? [00:37:45] Do you have extra toilet paper? That's a necessity. [00:37:51] Do you have batteries? [00:37:53] Do you have batteries for all your radios? You know, recently I just bought a power supply because my friend Eric, who has a channel, the goshen prepping channel up at, he's up in Michigan, he said, hey, we have this for all of our computers and stuff. And if we have a power outage or a situation where we get a jolt of extra power, this little gizmo, I'll call it power supply works. [00:38:26] And he has one that's 1000 watts and he says it works great. We have no delay in power surges or anything. Well I started looking online on Amazon. I decided, hey, I'm going to buy something a little bit more than a thousand watts. And mine's 1500 cyber power and it's been charged up and I have yet to install it because it's a brick. I mean it is heavy. It's about 22 pounds heavy. So do I want to put that on my desk? Under my desk? Do I have to hook up all different things? It's got twelve plug ports on the back. [00:39:07] Twelve. [00:39:09] Some of them only have six, some only have four. This has twelve. [00:39:16] So it would power up just about everything I've got to throw at it. Printer, the big tower, a couple of laptops, tablets, sound system, phones. [00:39:31] So I have to learn how to do that. And probably the quicker the better. Where I live, we seldom have power outages. We had a surge two weeks ago and I was kicked off the air and had to get back on very quickly. Took about maybe three minutes to do it. [00:39:50] But this way I'm not off the air. [00:39:55] So, you know, that's one thing about it. So anyhow, Eric, if you're listening, I followed your advice, but I didn't buy what you were selling. I bought something a little bit stronger. [00:40:07] So you have to be prepared for things like this. What's going on? Are you prepared for tornadoes? [00:40:16] Are you prepared for floods? [00:40:19] What happens if there's a problem with this flu from animals going to humans? [00:40:29] I didn't know that that could happen. I wonder if it's one of those things when they go out and they test people or test animals. They might inject the animals with something and then test them. And you get a couple of bad animals and they say, guess what? You have to destroy the whole herd. When in fact, you only have a couple of chickens or a couple of ducks or a couple of turkeys or a couple of goats or sheep, you name it, okay. And they want you to get rid of everything. Something doesn't seem right there. [00:41:10] And I was listening to somebody last night, and they said, get with your local butcher and have a really good bond with a local butcher and buy local produce instead of going out to the big companies and getting things. [00:41:24] Try to find places that the meat is a lot more range type meat, whereas it's better for you. Not a lot of drugs injected into it. [00:41:38] That's something to remember. [00:41:42] Wow, there's a lot of stuff out there that's going on. Whether or not you look at Drudge report or you look at Breitbart is another one. There are a whole bunch of them out there. [00:41:55] I was listening to WW, and this afternoon, Rocky and whoever the other guy is, they were talking about extraterrestrials. [00:42:12] Do you ever feel like you've been watched? [00:42:16] You know, you can be sitting in a room and you know that something, you feel it in your bones that somebody's watching you. [00:42:27] Gee, could it be through your computer? Could it be through your tv? [00:42:32] People get really neurotic about that. [00:42:37] I don't. [00:42:41] But there was a thing in the intelligencer, newyorkmagazine.com. and have we already found alien life? And they were talking about this on WLW radio this afternoon, and, gee, are there aliens here on the earth? Are there aliens under the water? You know, that'd be a good place to hide, because if you can breathe and survive underwater, nobody's going to know you're around. [00:43:15] Think about it. [00:43:18] And there's been reports that out in the ocean, suddenly something shoots out of the ocean and flies off. [00:43:26] I mean, whoever's doing that has to be a farther advanced society than us, actually, probably in the world. We're probably some of the dumbest. I mean, we have politicians that do dumb things. [00:43:49] Sometimes we have doctors that do dumb things. [00:43:54] Sometimes we just have people that do dumb things. [00:43:59] It almost sounds like you ought to listen to the wrinkles or actually read the wrinkle City Gazette. [00:44:05] But do we have intelligence? [00:44:09] One prank that we pulled when I was living in Columbus, my neighbor Helen and I, we knew a gal that lived behind us in the next apartment we had our, it was actually townhouse situation, and she kept talking about weird things happening, and she worked for the telephone company, and it was really, really spooking us out. [00:44:35] So Helen and I got talking about it one night, and we figured, well, we're just going to play a prank. [00:44:42] And I had a light that had a flashing red bulb on it. It was emergency light for the car. So I got that, and we got foil caps and we put them on. And then Helen called the neighbor behind us and she said, go to your back door window and look. [00:45:07] And all of a sudden, we looked through the window and waved and we had these foil caps on. A bunch of idiots, you know, a bunch of pranksters, and this light glowing, and she couldn't see where it was coming from, and she just about freaked out. And we laughed and laughed and left. We finally called her up. We said, hey, come on over. She goes, no, no, you guys are from Mars. No, we weren't. We were just having fun. And, oh, it was, it was hilarious. It was. Some of the pranks you pull sometimes, but, yeah, there's probably people a lot more, or things are probably a lot more intelligent than we are. Okay. [00:45:52] Only God knows. And he ain't talking right now. [00:45:57] Wow. Did you hear about the student in Cincinnati that got out on the field? There was a thing on Yahoo. And it said. It came off of the telegraph. It said, watch pitch invading baseball fan tasered by police after performing a backflip. And here this kid jumped out on the field at the Reds baseball stadium, the great american ballpark, and jumped out. And a Cincinnati cop ran out onto the field. [00:46:33] And he had his badge was Cincinnati police, but his arm badges were of the red. So he was part of the security detail there. And it showed him tasering this kid in the back because he ran out onto the field, did a backflip, and. And it turned out, supposedly that that kid's mom was a judge. [00:47:00] Yeah. [00:47:02] Oh, I had to listen to Willie Cunningham a little bit this afternoon. He was talking about that. [00:47:10] And so he had to go in front of Judge William Mallory at the Hamilton county municipal Court. [00:47:20] And it's going to be interesting. [00:47:26] The kid's last name was Hendon. [00:47:29] And the judge reduced Hendon's criminal trespassing count to a misdemeanor on the behest of prosecutors. [00:47:38] Well, it turned out Mama san was judge. [00:47:44] You can check that out on Yahoo. I mean, showed the kid getting shot in the back for jumping out on the thing. And you can see the wires and the flash from the. The laser zapper. [00:47:58] I imagine that was smart. Okay. And the pitch invader is believed to be a student at Ohio University. [00:48:05] Well, they also found out that he went to St. Xavier in Cincinnati. Oh, okay. That's going to be an interesting one. Moral of the story is, when you're at the ballpark, behave. The cops will not mess around. [00:48:20] I've been to the ballpark. I've sat in box seats, especially in the ones that were owned by the great american insurance company. [00:48:30] And I'll tell you what, everybody treated us very nicely, but you did not mess around. You parked where you had to park. You behaved yourself while you're at the park, and then you left the park when the game was over. [00:48:48] But a big shout out to the guys at great american insurance, because they did treat us quite well at the ballpark. [00:48:57] It's a nice ballpark, too, but this picture is worth a million words. This kid got shot in the back with one of those tasers, and the cop is looking really mean, and he shot him in the back with this. And this kid's grabbing his backside. [00:49:14] Probably shot him a little bit lower in the butt. That would have really done it, but he shot him in the back. [00:49:21] Well, hopefully the kid learned a lesson. [00:49:25] I guess from the report that Willie Cunningham said he and his buddies were drinking up in the stand and somebody made a dare. Next thing you know, the kid supposedly gave his friends his phone and a few other things and then jumped out on the field and did a backflip and started running. [00:49:46] That's a good way to get in trouble in Cincinnati. It could be hilarious. I mean, one time Morgana was there, and Morgana was. How do we want to put this? [00:49:58] She liked to take her clothes off to music in certain public places. Yeah, she was a stripper. And she got out on the field and got arrested, too. She didn't get taste because tasers weren't invented when Morgana was dancing around on the field. [00:50:15] I believe Morgana at the time was topless. I wasn't there, but I heard reports about it. [00:50:22] Only in Cincinnati, guys. Only in Cincinnati. [00:50:29] Wow. [00:50:31] Well, you know, we have the wrinkle city gazette that's out there, and it was published for over ten years, and it was a monthly newspaper with color pictures and everything and stories about things that went on. And their motto was mostly, Bravo Sierra. But it's free, and you can check it out at Wrinkle city Gazette. Weebly. Weebly.com. there are a whole bunch of back editions there, but they talk about a lot of different things. [00:51:08] And, for example, their weather report. Stinking, wet, stormy, dumb kids. Everything in disrepair and getting worse all the time. [00:51:20] Can you believe that? [00:51:22] How about the wrinkle city school students fail exams must take again. [00:51:27] Wrinkle students study for their final exams to see if they can be promoted to the next grade. They failed. [00:51:37] The gazette was previously given an advanced look at the 12th grade test. And the test is pretty darn hard to pass, said Jim and Etta Carter, the school superintendent for the wrinkle city schools. Our results were disappointing, so we're going to give them a second chance. Hmm. [00:51:59] Maybe until they pass. [00:52:03] The first question was, or at least the sample question was, what language is spoken in France? The answer, given by 90% of the students in the wrinkle city school system was German. [00:52:22] Give a dissertation on the ancient babylonian empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. Or give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. [00:52:38] The answer given by 95% of the students on that test was, duh. [00:52:46] They gave him the answer. Kids are so dumb, they didn't pass the test. [00:52:54] How about for math? They said, how many feet in 0 meter? [00:53:00] And the student said, ten. [00:53:04] What time is it? When the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the five? [00:53:13] The answers given by the students. I don't know. I have a digital watch. Come on. [00:53:23] Well, they have to go to summer school, and it's going to be interesting. There was a kid by the name of Stinky Stalbert. [00:53:31] Well, he did it again. And in the report it says, wrinkle City restaurant rescue, or the EMS, was called to the local home and family store to help ventilate the building due to a rank odor emanating from the weed spray display area. And it seems that stinky Stalbert was looking at the deer and rabbit repellent display when he accidentally opened a bottle of the stuff to see how it smelled. [00:54:01] He says I must have squeezed too hard, and the stuff went everywhere. [00:54:07] I had it on. My clothes, my shoes, my hands. It stunk real bad. It's worse than skunk, he said. [00:54:17] And he said when I went to tell the manager what had happened, he kept running away. [00:54:25] Nobody was seriously hurt. According to the report, misses Stalbert made stinky sleep in the shed for a few days until the stench wore off. The local animals vacated their dens and sought refuge. Refuge and comfort several blocks away. Yeah, only in Wrinkle City. I'll tell you what, Stinky Stalbert. Oh, my God. That's about as bad as when he went to a basketball game a few months before. [00:54:54] And he went to a restaurant and had some beans and then he had some cauliflower and I guess broccoli or something else, and he had a bad case of gas and they had to clear out the basketball stadium or the basketball gym so they could air it out. I guess the rescue squad wasn't too happy with them. Wow. Stinky Stalbert I what a name. [00:55:25] I'll tell you what. Happy Buns clothing society opens with a bang seasonal opening of the Happy Buns clothing optional society in the past has been delayed due to several outbreaks of poison ivy and sumac delaying their traditional June opening. And this year, however, owners Orville and Fern Bunz said they have had dry weather and time to eradicate the pesky weeds. [00:55:54] And everything, according to Orville, was done, and his wife, Fern, said, you, know, we had everything prepped and it reminded when we had to clean the outhouse. And Orville said, oh, no, we have to clean the outhouse. She said, yes. [00:56:12] Well, Orville said, when he walked in, there was a big flash, a big kaboom, and it seems like the festering, raucous odors in the twelve hole outhouse grew over the winter and blew the roof off the building, startling the golfers next door at the golf course. [00:56:35] Stuff went everywhere. Orville exclaimed. Fern always told me never to smoke while I cleaned the crapper. [00:56:44] Seems like I can never remember that. He exclaimed. A construction crew was hired, and the outhouse, with ventilators working will be in place when the grounds open in mid June. And happy buns is clothing optional society. [00:57:04] Yeah, clothing optional. Think about that for a minute. [00:57:10] Wow. [00:57:13] What goes on in Wrinkle City? [00:57:17] I have no idea. It's got to be a crazy place. I mean, there's an article here about bedpan alley and an undertaker had a thing there. We don't have time to go through it, but we'll do it next week. We'll talk about it next week. Well, hey, guys. [00:57:34] Oh my goodness. This wrinkle city Gazette is something else. You have to read it. You have to go there. I mean, really. Wrinkle hyphen City Gazette dot weebly webly.com and read some of the back editions. Holy cow. Well, hey, you know something? We're just about out of time. We really are, and join us next week and we'll get some more stuff from the wrinkle city Gazette. We'll talk about all kinds of stuff, but, you know, if you're in Florida. Hey, prep for a lot of rain. And if you're up farther north up here, it's going to get hot here this next week. Actually supposed to be hot tomorrow up in the nineties, so we have to get ready for stuff like that. Anyhow, guys, thanks for listening. Join us if you haven't joined us on Facebook, okay? Trim radio live laughing whatever. Okay, check us out. Join us and you'll get a lot of updates there and so forth. But you want to check us out, check out Trim radio network, buy the merchandise. [00:58:41] And with that, guys, I'm going to say have a good Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and then Sunday. We've got my world. No, we don't. We have money and change. [00:58:58] 07:00 p.m. check us out. Have a good one, guys. Talk to you later. Bye.

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