My World Live, Laff, Whatever

[00:01:11] Speaker A: Hey, everybody. Welcome to my world. How's your world doing? Is it as crazy as mine? Have you been on the lunatic fringe like I have lately? I don't think I'm a lunatic. I'll tell you, things are going crazy around here. I don't know about you, but, boy, I'll tell you what, we've got a bunch of stuff for the show tonight for my world live, laughing, whatever. And I'll tell you what. Tell your friends about the show and have them join us right here on the Trim radio network. And all you have to do is just go to trimradio.com and check us out. And we have a lot of really good shows. And I'll tell you what, we, we have fun doing them, too. Well, before we do anything, you know, we always have to do a disclaimer. Yeah, it's one of those legal things. Nothing in this show should be considered legal, medical, financial, or investment advice. Take what we say with big grain of salt and always do your own research and due diligence. 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The students are coming back on campus, actually campuses, because the University of Bluffton is going to merge with the University of Findlay. They will have two separate campuses. The University of Bluffton will be an NCAA Division three school and the University of Findlay will be an NCAA Division two school. For sports, but for academics they're both very good schools. Very good schools. And so you want to check them out. The University of Bluffton and the University of Findlay, and their merger will take place this fall. So that's going to be interesting. And if your son or daughter goes to the University of Findlay and they have a class at the University of Lofton. Yeah. You can sign up there to take classes. You can go to either campus based on what you need. Okay. Check them out. Great school, great professors, great president of the university, Doctor Kathy fell. She's fantastic. You have to check out the campus. It's a beautiful campus located in Findlay, Ohio, and that is an all american city. And I'll tell you what, it's a nice place. It really is. And it's got good values there, too. Check them out. Okay, well, what else is going on here? Let's see what else we can present. All these buttons. I just have to get by with doing all these different buttons. Oh, I hate buttons. But they come in handy, I guess. Well, we've got all that. We've also got. Hmm. Oh, my goodness. Rusty ducks custom pens and blanks. How could I forget Phil over Rusty ducks custom pens and blanks? He is something else. He makes some really good presentation pens, and he does such a good job. All you have to do is, is get a hold of rusty ducks custom pens and say, hey, Phil, I want to design a pen for some of my best customers or for some of my best students in my classes at the university, okay? Or high schools, grade schools, grade school administrators, businesses, customers, hospitals, you name it. Phil will do a custom pen for you. And I'll tell you what, they are excellent. Michael Bayhas and I both have them. We've had them for years. They are really good pens, great custom designs, and Phil does an excellent job. Nothing leaves the shop until they are 100% perfect. I mean, they are beautiful. Just go to the website or his Facebook page and check out rusty ducks custom pens and blanks. You'll love them. Trust me. Okay. We've also got money and change course every Sunday, and things are going to start heating up with this political season, if you know what I mean. And everybody's going to be promising everybody, I'll do this if I'm elected. No, I'll do this if I'm elected. No, I'll do this if I'm elected. Well, that's going to have a little fun to play with the markets, if you know what I mean. That's something else. We've also got YouTube friends we've got Appalachia's homestead with Patara. We've got the countryside acres with Aaron Feenstra. And they're over in Russia building a house. They're going to farm over there. And it's interesting, they left Canada to go to Russia, go where they speak English to where they don't really speak English all that much. You have to use a translator on your phone to get things taken care of, if you know what I mean. It's an interesting show. It really is. And very good people on that show, the big family homestead with Brad and Krista, they're out in Wisconsin. And of course they monitor things that are going on in the world. They also talk about living in middle Wisconsin and some of the family issues they have. Also we have the LDS prepper with David Gilmore. And you've heard me talk about David and his over 600 YouTube videos. 600. That's a lot. He talks a lot about different things. But one thing that he got me on, and you hear me talk about it every show, the GMRS radios, these things are neat. With this radio and a $35 license, that's good for ten years. I can talk to Dayton, Ohio, which is approximately 35 miles from where I live. I can connect with the repeater and I can talk practically another 90 miles because it's on a really tall tower. And the higher you go, the farther you get on GMRS radios. And it's not a ham radio. You don't have to take a test. That's the big thing. You don't have to take a test with these radios. And anybody in your family can use the radio because the license is to you. And if they know the call sign for that and they're part of the family, they can actually use the radio and you can communicate between relatives. I mean, all you have to do is have that GMRS license, $35, it's good for ten years and you get a call sign and you're good to go. Anyhow, that's the GMRS radio. This is an ocean wou x u n 935 g with a Nagoya 771 g antenna. That's important because that 771 g helps get out to that Dayton repeater 35 miles away. And when they listen to me talk on that, guess what? I'm what they call five by five, loud and clear, just off of this little five watt handheld. Okay? So it's something that you can use, especially in an emergency. If the phone system goes out, these radios will work. Okay. So check them out and it's a GMRS radio. You can buy them at different places besides Amazon. You can get them at better safe radios. And they're buy two way radios are just a few of the places, okay? And they're all different types. I like to go for the ocean because they're good radios. They really are. There are other radios that are out there, too. This one is not cheap. It's not ultra expensive either, but it's a good one and that's what counts, its quality. Okay, well, check out David Gilmore. He's a. He's a great guy. I've talked with him before and very knowledgeable. Very knowledgeable. Also, there's patriot nurse with Rachel, and she talks a lot about medical issues and things. Plus some of the things are going on in the world today and she's pretty level headed. You really have to listen to Rachel. Okay? That's patriot nurse, proper nurse. One. Ed was going to talk about things tonight. That's Ed Carswell. He's down in West Virginia. About things getting ready to pop off. I'll put it that way. A lot of these people, they present it and they put the idea out there. And will things really get nasty? Who knows? Probably only the politicians. And they're not talking. Well, maybe they are, but nobody's listening. Okay. Also, there's prepper princess Amber stork. She's a self made millionaire. Technical term is millionaire. S because she's a lady, okay. But she lives frugally. She knows how to save and invest her money. She doesn't live lavishly. I think she rides an electric bike to work. Even though she owns a car, maybe two cars. It's easier for her to use the electric bike. Well, hopefully it doesn't catch fire while she's on it. But anyhow, Amber Stork is fantastic. All you have to do is go to YouTube for any one of these shows. It's listed on our facebook page, bunyan change and my world. It's listed up there. All you have to do is just check out all of our friends at these different places. They don't pay me to say things, okay? They don't. If they're good people and I've talked to them before, or I really like their YouTube shows, I will promote the heck out of them. Because if they're not good, I'm not going to tell you about them. Okay, now, we've also got, besides Amber, we have Dave Kobler and. Dave Kobler, I've known him for about 15 years, maybe 16. He's easy to talk to. He's into a lot of different stuff. And now he's. I guess he's selling some preparedness items, if you know what I mean. And he talks a lot about preparedness. He talks about the economy and a lot of different things. And he's a good guy. He really is very easy to talk to. I've got his email address, and I've also got his phone number. And I'll tell you what Dave is. He's a good, level headed person. He's down in South Carolina. He's almost in North Carolina. I guess you can spit over the hill, down the hoot and hollerous. And he's over around pumpkin Patch, wherever that's at. I didn't know that the town would be named Pumpkin Patch, but it is also, another one is the max. M a c apostrophe s. And they don't really say his first name, but he has a very good show, and they talk a lot about current events and different things you can do. So check out all of those people that I mentioned on the shout outs, okay? They have good shows. You can learn a lot. And gee whiz, they're just good people. And if they weren't good people, I wouldn't promote them. And I'm not getting paid by anybody, really. I don't want to be paid. You know, I donate for our BMI music license, which is up in the upper right hand corner. Where is it? Left hand corner. I'm seeing everything reversed. Our BMI music license is 6106 or 51658. That's 610610, 516 58. That's what it is. And we can play music, and that's how we have leave it to Beaver as our theme song for this show. Okay, well, a lot of different stuff is going on. And I'll tell you what. This. Everything that's going on in this world is just about driving me crazy. You run into crazy people out there. There was a thing today. Somebody sent me an email that somebody was threatening the manager of a grocery store, and it was an employee, and they had to call the cops because the guy didn't like supervisors. I don't know what's going on anyhow. They said, stay away from the grocery store. Wait until they get it taken care of. Supposedly, there was a gun involved. Oh, that's all we need in my town. A little bit of insanity out there. You know, I think after people got the jab, they went crazy. I've been seeing more of that, and people running red lights, stop signs, acting like jerks. On the road. I was coming home from dinner a few nights ago, and I was with a friend. We were coming back to where I live, and we're on I 75. Now, I 75 is a pretty busy interstate. And all of a sudden a guy on a bike passes us. He must have been doing over 100 miles an hour, and he was ducking down behind the windshield, and he was just flying. And I'm thinking, you know, there are usually cops around here, and maybe he'll get stopped. Well, he didn't. I don't know whether he flew off into a field or on the other lane of traffic, I don't know, but he. He was flying so fast. People have to slow down. Do the speed limit. Okay. Don't go over the limit anymore. It's like a couple miles. Okay. You know, everybody goes maybe 5 miles overdose or 5 miles under. It just depends. And I wonder about that. These people anymore just don't like to follow the rules. That's almost like in politics that's going on. And I don't really discuss politics because if you take the word politics and you divide it in half, half of it is poly. And we know what that means. That means many. And then there's ticks. We know what that is. Little bloodsuckers. Well, anyhow, I don't get into politics. If I did, I could probably spend a lot of time because I used to work with them. Okay. They like to spend money for the most part. Some are good, some are good politicians, and some of them are. Yeah. Okay, well, we won't go there because I don't. Okay. Wow. We've got a bunch of stuff today. I was going to talk about some things that were on the Drudge report, and I was looking there in a bunch of other places. There was one, the chinese port. Oh, this is. Call this public service, the public service announcement. I want to make sure that it's up there and it's not, but it will be like right here. And this was in zero hedge today and said. China port explosion snarls trans Pacific container trade the closure of the Ningbo bailoons phase three terminal. That's a mouthful. Is expected to have cascade effects on the main trans Pacific trade lane out of Asia and the supply chain at large in the midst of the peak shipping season. And Stuart Chris reported in freight waves. Container traffic has been halted at Ningbo following a shipboard explosion involving hazardous materials at one of the world's busiest intermodal hubs. And you can see the picture of the explosion on the ship. And they said the explosion aboard the Yang Ming vessel, the YM mobility, on Friday reported involved organic peroxide materials, and there were no injuries in the blast. But the terminal has been closed until further notice. And Ningbo is the world's third busiest container port with volume 33.3, 5,000,020 foot equivalent units. The trailers. Okay, so the shutdown could come at the worst time, according to peak volumes for the north american imports and are forecast for August. And here you can see the chart of the whole thing. And they said, with this closure, Ningbo port is no longer operational and compounding existing supply chain disruptions exacerbated by typhoon Gammy or gamy in July. And that was Christian Roloffs Roeloffs. And he's the co founder and chief executive of container exchange. So companies must brace for increased dwell times, potential rerouting of shipments, and tightening of available container supplies, especially for hazardous and dangerous goods. Okay, that is your public service announcement, kiddos. Yep. What's that going to do to Wally World? I mean, Walmart? What's it going to do to Costco? What's it going to do to a lot of other companies? Think about it. What did the explosion in Baltimore do to the car industry for foreign cars? And it took them a while to get things cleared up. I don't know how bad the ningpo was, but if it really messes things up, some of the goods that we normally get from China won't be coming over for a while. Hopefully all of our food is local and it's not tied up in China someplace. Right. Okay, well, what else is going on in the drudge report? Well, let's see if I can get to that one. By pressing some buttons. We always have to press buttons. If buttons didn't exist, what would be going on? Okay, well, let's see here. Oh, yeah, the Drudge report. I was going to talk about that. I like to go to the Drudge report sometimes, and they put up all different types of information. Some of it is conservative, some of it is liberal. But, you know, if you can take a look at the drudge report. I think I've got that. Yeah, it's on the screen. You take a look at that, at the drudge report, and they have something there that says Trump sues America. Is curtain finally falling on the don? Well, after everything that's going on, if it's true and he has been defamed or whatever. Yeah, he has a right to sue. Okay, so that's, that's the big thing. Now they're saying a plus poll camel is up five. Well, it's, we're going to have all these polls for the next three months, up and down, up and down, up and down. You can change the poll statistics any which way you want it to read, okay? It's like a guy goes into the attorney's office and the guy says, look, I can win a million bucks if I can prove that two plus two is really three. And about that time, the attorney goes, he pulls down the blinds at the window so nobody can see, and he goes and he makes sure the door is shut and the blinds are over. The, the thing, he says, well, what do you want it to make? What do you want it to be? You can change statistics all over the place. The best thing to do is keep an open mind and look at all the sources. Okay? Look at the sources and consider the sources. Okay? Oh, you gotta love Governor Abbott in Texas because he vows to keep busing migrants and, you know, he likes to send them to different places. I believe ex President Obama had some busloads suddenly show up in Keddie Mugport, where he has a place, and some go to Chicago and all kinds of stuff. But, you know, by doing that, crime statistics have gone up. So then I look at the political parties promoting things like that, and I'm thinking, hmm, there's a problem there. You're going to have more riots, you're going to have more thefts. In one case, there was reported a rape that was going on and a lot of different things. They've got problems in England really bad. And I would, I wouldn't want to go to England right now or the UK or Ireland. A lot of immigrants are causing some problems over there. I take a look at who sent them. I really would. Yeah. Just a lot of crazy stuff going on in the world. And you get people talking about, oh, we're going to drop the bomb. You do this, we're going to drop the bomb. You know what happens when you start doing that and the radiation effects and everything? It's not nice, guys. Look at what happened in Japan after, just before the closure of world War two. Okay? Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Yeah, that. Those were small bombs in comparison to what they have now. It's kind of scary. Which leads me to this. Have you prepped? Did you listen to Patara on Appalachia's homestead or Dave Kobler or others? And they talk about prepping. Some people ask me, how do you do this? I said, well, you buy five cans at a time and over a period of time, you build it up. And if you would have listened to me ten years ago when I talked about prepping for a disaster, you'd have enough food. Canned goods last quite a long time. As long as they don't have a dent or a bulge. If it's a dented or bulged, you have to throw it away. You can't use it, but pay down your debt. If you have a credit card and it's 27% interest, pay that thing down as soon as you can. If you have a lot of credit cards, take the ones with the highest amount of interest, like the 27%, pay that off, then pay the 25 or the 23, or the 15. Pay them off as soon as you possibly can. And you say, well, I've got to eat too. I've got to have gasoline, food for the kids, we've got to go to take the kids shopping for school and everything else. Well, that's where a budget comes in. And I've always talked about budgeting on money and change, but that's life. Pay down your debt, put some money aside for rainy day, rainy day fund that can be done. Buy some long term food. Make sure you have your medicines, make sure that you can purify and store water, and a minimum of one gallon per person per day. More than likely it's five gallons per person per day. Okay. Some people use rain barrels. Some people use totes. Some people use jugs. Some people use distilled water. Well, it comes in handy. Make sure that you have the clothing for the season. You know, winter is going to be coming. Do you have warm clothing? What happens if you have rain and your roof leaks? Do you have tarps? Those blue tarps? It's good to have several of those. Even visqueen the clear plastic. It's good to have that too. Plenty of duct tape. I mean, the world's held together with duct tape, so you want to check that out. There's just so much more. There was the thing on monkeypox. The. Who was talking about monkeypox? I'm not a doctor. I didn't play one. I just stayed in a Holiday Inn express one time. Well, what I would do, and I'm just suggesting you do what you want to do, I'd be looking at getting some, maybe some ivermectin if you think it works, or Fenbenzidrol, or other medications that you can get from maybe companies like all day pharmacy or something like that. There are a lot of Jace medical, there are a whole bunch of places. And yeah, you're going to pay for it. It's not going to be free, but in an emergency and you need certain types of medications that comes in handy. So you have to prep for that, too. You know, if your parents were funny, would the kids be happy? That was one thing that came up on the drudge report, and I'll see if I bring it up on the screen here. Sf study finds funny parents raise happier kids. I want to see if it's. Yes, it's up there. Okay. So is that true? If your mom and dad were just stick in the muds and very prim and proper and they didn't smile much, how did you turn out? And University of Park, Pennsylvania says perhaps dad jokes are more powerful and important than we've realized all along. An exciting new study for parents concluded that humor could be the missing ingredient in the recipe for effective child rearing. Remember Saturday Night Live? And back then it was clean. Other shows, humor, comedians. I've got some comedians for tonight's show, but having a fun family is what it's about. Yeah, you have to study, you have to do your family chores, you know, but I'll tell you what, you just have to get with it. You have to have a little bit of fun. Well, let's see here. What's next on the agenda? I think we've got something from Earl Pitts, if I remember right. Let's see if I can find that Earl Pitts thing. He's talking about all kinds of people here. Let's see if we can do that. Where's Earl at? Oh, yeah, here's Earl. [00:39:59] Speaker B: You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me a saga? I just want to watch a sad movie, squeeze tabasco sauce in my eyes and cry. Look, Pearl, I have emotions, too. You know. Men don't got it easy as animals when it comes to finding out who's the dominate male in the herd. I mean, it ain't like we can go out in the field and lock antlers. Give you good. For example, here, last night we at the bar and some young buck comes wandering in off the street and he's drinking a beer down at the end of the bar. And he said, hey, Pete, I'll have some of them jalapeno hot nachos. But 911 screamer Triple X hot sauce. Well, when he said that, a hush falls over the crowd. I walk over to him, I said, son, there's two things you got to know about them hot nachos. Number one, only one man in the history of this bar ever ate a whole basket and lived to tell about it. And number two, you're looking at that man. He grabbed the first nacho. It's kind of glowing, like it's sprinkled with nuclear waste. He slides it in his mouth. It gives a tiny little shiver when it hits his tongue. And then he swallows it, and he smiles at me. I took a nacho. I put two extra jalapeno peppers on it. I reached over to the bar side and grabbed a bottle of the extra hot Tabasco. I drizzled that on a nacho, and I downed it. Right then the guys in the bar start diving out of the way, hiding behind tables. He grabs a nacho, he puts three jalapenos on it, drizzles that tabasco on, and sprinkles little cayenne pepper on top. Sticks a nacho in his mouth, and I think I see a little wisp of smoke. Smoke come out his left ear. And then he tries to smile. And I take a nacho. I squirt lighter fluid on it. I light it, and I swaller it still burning. And his eyes got big tears. All well enough. And it grabs a pitcher of water, and I says, you better go home now, son. Ain't room enough in that john for both of us. Wake up, omari ko. I might be the dominant male in the bar. Tell you the truth, I wouldn't mind shitting overdose a block of ash right now. [00:42:47] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, man. Have you ever eaten stuff like that? Can you imagine eating jalapeno peppers and other hot sauce? There was stuff at Earl Pitts, actually, it's a Gary Burbank's barbecue place in Cincinnati, and he had it locked up. It was the 911 sauce. And you had to sign a waiver just to use it. I don't know what was in it. I never tried it. I saw it locked up. And I'll tell you what, he had excellent barbecue, but there's no way I was going to use that 911 sauce. You ever get in any competition like that, you got to be crazy. And the afterburn, that stuff burns twice, if you know what I mean. Wow. Hey, have you ever heard of Tim Conway? Did you know that Tim Conway was from Chagrin Falls here in Ohio? It's basically southeast of Cleveland, Shaker Heights in that area. And I was in Chagrin Falls many, many, many moons ago. A friend of mine lived in Shaker Heights, and we were going to do some kayaking on the Cuyahoga River. I think that was before the fire. Maybe it was after the fire. I forget which. But we were going to go canoeing up around Hiram College and get on the Cuyahoga river at that point. It was kind of scary, but it looked clean. But you put your feet in the water and your legs burn. So anyhow. But that was Chagrin Falls is where we were at. And that was the home of Tim Conway. Interesting. I never met the guy, but I'll tell you what, he's funny. Let's see what he did on Johnny Carson. If I can find a button. Find, find the button. Find the button. Hit the button. Hit the button. Oh, share the screen. Okay, Tim Conway. Here we go. [00:45:13] Speaker C: On this network, we could. We could use it, especially on this network. It's called Uncle Tim wants you. Tim Conway. [00:45:39] Speaker D: I wasn't going to come out all evening that night. I felt, what the heck was a lot better in there than going out and eating with Harvey. That was a weird night. The man actually said, are you here for the picture? And I said, yes. And he put me right in the projection room. [00:45:51] Speaker C: You sat there? [00:45:52] Speaker D: Yeah. Well, I didn't know whether that's where you wanted me or not, so I. [00:45:55] Speaker C: Figured since the first roll is on, I'll have it. [00:45:57] Speaker A: Roll? [00:45:57] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:45:58] Speaker C: Look, I've been doing this show now. At the end of this next, the end of this month, we have an anniversary show coming up. We're starting our 16th year. You have never been on this show. [00:46:07] Speaker D: That's true. [00:46:09] Speaker C: And I know we have asked you before. [00:46:11] Speaker D: Well, you know, I didn't know you did this, you know. No, that's true. Now, we've known each other, what, four or five years, and you have never said what you do, you know, so I just figured, you know, and I never asked you, so I figured whenever I came over the house, you just wanted people in the business coming over there, eating and running films and things. So I just. That's. They mentioned it the other day that this is what you do. [00:46:44] Speaker C: This is what I eat for a living. [00:46:46] Speaker D: Yeah. Got abandoned. [00:46:47] Speaker A: Everything. [00:46:47] Speaker D: It's really good. It's dynamite, really. [00:46:53] Speaker C: Hey, congratulations. [00:46:55] Speaker D: For what? Oh, I thought you knew something about my private life. [00:46:58] Speaker C: No, no. [00:47:02] Speaker D: Yeah, that was the Emmy award. It was always exciting for me to be even connected with the Emmys. I think it's a great organization, and I'm very excited about winning that award. And my salary hasn't even doubled yet. [00:47:11] Speaker C: Nothing happened. [00:47:12] Speaker D: Nothing has happened. [00:47:13] Speaker C: I saw Cormande. Corman got up. [00:47:16] Speaker D: He tried to start a standard and. [00:47:17] Speaker C: Tried to get a standing ovation going. [00:47:18] Speaker D: It didn't go too well, did it? No, he was the only one. [00:47:22] Speaker C: Harvey stood up and you looked out and nobody there was Cormann. And finally Harvey sits down there. [00:47:26] Speaker D: Yeah, he's embarrassing. Just before I went on, the director, Bill Carruthers, who I thought did a sensational job at the Emmys, he said, we are really running long. He said, don't go out there and horse around. Just go out and say thank you. And I said, okay. They didn't realize you were talking to the wrong fellow, I guess. And I just happened to have that telegram with me. And so I thought I'd kind of read it because I thought it was important to me. [00:47:48] Speaker C: Wasn't that from Angie's pitch and putt? [00:47:50] Speaker D: Angie's pitch and putt, yeah. Tarzana pitch and putt. Yeah, yeah. And I also gave. I have a friend, Ernie Anderson, that I've known for about 16 or 17 years from Cleveland. And I gave. That was his telephone number I gave. Yeah. Cause he said, mention me if you win. So I thought that would be the best way. [00:48:06] Speaker C: That was the real number. [00:48:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:08] Speaker D: Real number. Yeah. He's still getting calls. Incidentally, if you didn't get that number, it is. You want to give Ernie a call. [00:48:18] Speaker C: And is that where you're from originally? [00:48:21] Speaker D: I'm from Chagrin Falls. Yeah. [00:48:22] Speaker C: Chagrin Falls. [00:48:23] Speaker D: Yeah. A little town outside of Cleveland. Dynamite town. Yeah. Small, kind of mark twainish type little town. Yeah. [00:48:30] Speaker C: Fishing when you were a kid and going down to the river. [00:48:33] Speaker D: Yeah. We didn't have a river, but we went down and fished. Just throwing that little spinner right out into the mud there. Yeah. It's a nice town because everybody really cared about you, you know. It was a very small town. [00:48:48] Speaker C: When you say small, I come from small midwestern towns. [00:48:50] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:48:50] Speaker C: 1202 thousand, 6000. [00:48:53] Speaker D: This was at the time I was there. I think it was less than 1100. You know the old gag about they had a parade and everybody was in it. But I went back one year for a parade and it was a cherry blossom thing. And really everybody was in the parade and it just went down the street, you know, waving at sidewalks and there's. Nobody's in. Yeah, everybody was in back. Yeah. They were kind of excited that year. Yep. It's a. It's an old indian town. Now this is what they believe on how the town got its name, that there. There is a falls in the town and a very little trickle of water. And the Indians were supposedly coming down this trickle of water, evidently, and heard this roar. And when they got there. It was such a small fault that they said, we're really chagrined. They believe that in that town. [00:49:39] Speaker C: That's one of the problems with the town right there. They bought that. We have to do something. Do we? We have to pause occasionally in our show. [00:49:45] Speaker D: Oh, boy. [00:49:46] Speaker C: To sell something. [00:49:47] Speaker D: Oh, I've never seen it before. This is exciting, right? [00:49:49] Speaker A: Yeah. And he gets worse than that. I mean, the one where he did the dentist and he's shooting Novocaine. I believe it was Harvey Corman's mouth. But instead of nailing Harvey Corman, he nails himself. And the antics that he did with everything. Or when he acts like the old man. I'm going to look around for more of the Tim Conway stuff and. And what he did on the Carol Burnett show because it's classic comedy and this guy is good. And you team him up with Harvey Corman and you have an insane asylum. Okay. It just is. Well, let's see here. I've got some other stuff. Jonathan Winters. Do you remember Jonathan Winters? He's from Dayton, Ohio, originally, actually, Xenia. But Zing is close enough to Dayton. Okay. Jonathan Winter's dad owned a bank. It was Winters National bank. It was one of the premier banks in Dayton, Ohio. And some of the industries that were there, like national cash register, NCR and a bunch of others, you know, I mean, they had accounts there. But gee whiz, Jonathan was always clowning around. Well, let's see what Jonathan Winters will do. Climbing around on the Johnny Carson show, because he's with Robin Williams. And you have to check this one out. Here we go. Ready? [00:51:49] Speaker C: When you were doing mork and Mindy, how long ago was that? Ten or twelve years. [00:51:52] Speaker A: About ten. [00:51:53] Speaker C: And Jonathan came on and did how many episodes with you? I was about 20 of them. Some of the funniest episodes. Amazing. [00:51:59] Speaker A: We used to run out of film. [00:52:00] Speaker D: It was like, kind of like those. [00:52:01] Speaker A: War movies where the machine gun goes, there's no ammo. [00:52:03] Speaker C: Yeah, he is. He's been a friend of yours from mine for many years. [00:52:06] Speaker E: Scare people, it was. [00:52:07] Speaker C: He's on his own show called Davis Rules with Randy Quaid, which is on the air later this fall. Would you welcome Mister Jonathan Winters. [00:52:33] Speaker E: We lost the fort. The Indians were sober. We were drunk this time. Well, great to be here. [00:52:43] Speaker C: Nice to see you. [00:52:44] Speaker E: My God, nice to be here. [00:52:45] Speaker C: How goes the battle? [00:52:47] Speaker E: Well, pretty good so far. Made it across into Van Nuys, had one shoulder, took us out. Gosh, I was so taken with this guy when I first 1st met him. And on Mork and Mindy, we did. We had a marvelous. [00:53:06] Speaker A: Those were good days. [00:53:09] Speaker E: You had access to more medication. [00:53:15] Speaker A: Some of the shows were real quick. [00:53:17] Speaker E: I noticed the stuff wore off tonight. [00:53:21] Speaker A: Colombian college fund. [00:53:23] Speaker C: Mister Williams, didn't know you in the days of when you and I. Oh. [00:53:26] Speaker E: When we were on the shop. [00:53:27] Speaker C: Yeah, when we were having a little. [00:53:28] Speaker E: Well, yeah, we, Johnny and I. [00:53:30] Speaker C: Can we have those blocked for you? We, I'm sorry, could we have those clean for. [00:53:35] Speaker E: It was easy getting them on. And now here. You want to play with those? Oh yeah. This way I won't have so much guilt. [00:53:50] Speaker C: Before we. General, what is your official title on that? General or just general? [00:53:54] Speaker E: I'd like to be a general. I was a corporal and I'd rather be a general tonight I want to congratulate, makes me feel important. [00:54:00] Speaker C: I want to congratulate you, general, on winning the Emmy for Davis rules. The best important answer. [00:54:08] Speaker E: Well, it's, I must tell you briefly about it. I know our time is limited here, but not really. I really, really didn't think that I was going to win and otherwise I would have been there. And I turned to my wife of many years and I said, what do you think, sweetheart? And she said, you don't stand that chance. And so it's that kind of support. [00:54:33] Speaker C: That'S getting together, hasn't it, that makes. [00:54:36] Speaker E: One want to return to, you know, the shaving motion. You don't stand a chance, you say, oh, she just said, look, look at the competition. And it was just, you know, durning, my God, this guy from evening shade. And then of course, cheers and all this. They've been on many, many years. And I thought, well, what do we do? And fortunately we had a thrilling evening that isn't a put down because I know the guy that through the evening is hopefully listening. We had a choice, one choice of going to a fellow's house to have ribs and thought I'd say he is, you know. No, no, but we had, they were marvelous ribs and other stuff and that. And then we sat down and watched. There were about twelve or 14 of us and then they announced it and I saw the picture of myself as still and no explanation, you know, where is he? You know, they can say a lot of things and I was in just a house with other people ribs, so. But it was a big throw. I asked, and then the following day I said, where is the award? [00:55:49] Speaker C: That's right. [00:55:49] Speaker E: And somebody said, well, since you weren't there, you don't get it. [00:55:55] Speaker A: Yeah, that's Jonathan Winters and I'll tell you what, a lot of people used to really cut up on this guy, and they said, how does he come up with everything like that? And it's easy. Jonathan Winters could really turn anything into a joke. He was something else, and people thought he was insane. Well, maybe he thought he was insane. I don't know. He was one really good comedian, and he could do improvisations, better known as improvised. He could do that in front of a crowd, and you could tell him any topic, and he could come up with it. I mean, the guy was really funny. And, yeah, he was from Dayton, Ohio, believe it or not. Actually, Xenia, you know what I mean? I mean, Xenia is like. It's a suburb, basically. Now, it is way back when you might have to drive 15 or 20 miles to Xenia. Okay. But gee whiz, so many different people were from this end of Ohio. You had Phyllis Diller was from up around Lima, and you had Hugh Downs, he was from up at Ada, Ohio. And you had Jonathan Winters and a whole host of others. And they were funny, and generally they were clean. That's the point of humor. You don't have to tell dirty jokes to have fun. Okay, wow, guys, that's about it for this week. For my world. I hope your world goes really well the rest of this week. Check with us on Sunday at 08:00 p.m. no, 07:00 p.m. check with us at 07:00 p.m. for money and change. And we'll have a lot of stuff going on there. No jokes. 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